You Can Save Us Anytime (Updated 8/29)

[*SuN*kiSseD*]

Okay here is my fanfic that my friend Brittany and I write. Okay so there isn't much One Tree Hill, but there is some Nathan in it. I have been trying to add him in more for all you One Tree Hill fans. But basically, there isn't much to know about other shows like Smallville and Supernatural, except Lana sucks!! We bash on her through out the fanfic. Anyways, this is just pure comedy from smart mouthed comments and stuff. And it is totally random. It is broken up into parts throughout since we didn't write one chapter each time.

Here is Chapter 1

You Can Save Us Anytime

Part 1:
*Chloe and Lana walking down an alley in Metropolis towards a bar.*
Lana: So why are we going to the bar, again?
Chloe: My boss wants me to get some information on the murder that happened here last night.
Lana: Oh.
*All of a sudden Chloe is grabbed from behind.*
Lana: OMG!!!
*Chloe is struggling to get the man off of her, but is unable to do anything. Suddenly the man pulls out a knife*
Chloe: Lana help me!!!!
Lana: How?
Chloe: Well you could get him off of me, for a start!!!
Lana: I'll try.
*Lana runs up behind the man and tries to pull him off Chloe, but nothing happens.*
Chloe: Lana!?!?
Lana: I tried nothing is working!!!
Chloe: Geez Lana, where is Isobel when you need her?!?!
*Clark, Hillary, Nathan, Brittany, Dean, and Sam walk past the alley*
Lana: Clark help!!!!!
*Clark looks back and sees Chloe.*
Clark: Hey, you guys hold up!!! *Runs over and grabs the guy and throws him into the brick wall.*
Chloe: Thanks Clark!! *Hugging him*
Lana: Who are they?
Clark: Some friends of mine, why?
Lana: I haven't seen them before.
Clark: Yea well I met them at Graham's party.
Lana: Wait is that Hillary and Brittany???
Clark: Yea why?
Chloe: Lana maybe we should go.....
Clark: Why what's wrong??
*Lana picks up her jacket and covers her face with it.*
Lana: Those girls don't exactly like me.
Chloe: Hum, yeah. And they are the only ones.
Clark: *Grins* I know right, Lana is a total **.....I said that outloud didn't I?
Chloe: Oh well, it isn't like it is a lie.
Clark: True, true.
*Hillary hears Clark talking and runs over.*
*Lana buries her head deep into her jacket*
Hillary: Hey, Clark, come on!! We don't have all freakin' day!
Hillary: Oh hey Chloe. Who is your friend? And why is she wearing her ugly ** jacket on her head?
Clark: Oh it is Lana!.......Oops. My bad.
*Hillary tackles Lana*
*Brittany, Dean, Sam and Nathan run over.*
Brittany: Hillary, what the freak are you doing?
Hillary: KILLING LANA!!!!
Brittany: Wait that's Lana?!?!
Brittany: Nathan...
Nathan: Yeah?
Brittany: Give me your bat!!!
Nathan: Uh, no! It's my bat! And you can't have it!!
Dean:*Trips Nathan and takes his bat.* Jack***!!!
Brittany: Thank you, Dean!!
Brittany: Hey, Hillary...
Hillary: *Stops punching Lana.* Yeah?
Brittany: Lookie what I gots...
Hillary: *Jumps up...* Score!! Nathan's bat!!
*Lana takes the chance and runs away.........crying.*
*Brittany steals the rock that Sam was playing with and throws it at Lana*
*Lana falls, gets back up and runs faster....*
Sam: *Pouts* That was my rock!!
Hillary: Awww man she got away!!!!
Brittany: We'll get her next time don't worry.
Dean: That is what you said last time, and the time before that...
Sam: Yeah, Dean is right, you always try to kill Lana
Brittany: NO! Not kill! Hurt, hurt Lana...
Hillary: *Shakes head in agreement* I don't like blood. Do you really think I could kill someone? *Shudders at the thought*
Clark: Uh Hillary, when were you gonna tell me this?
Hillary: Ummm....never. Why would I have to? Lana is evil. And that's that.
Brittany: Yeah, guys lets do this later.. I am hungryyyyyyy. We need to get some freakin' food!
*Sam and Dean shake their heads*
Brittany: I am like their pimp. They always agree.
*They all walk across the street to McDonald's.*
*Hillary and Brittany start humming the McDonald's theme song and then stare at each other and start laughing.*
*Clark, Nathan, Dean and Sam stare at the girls*
Dean: "Talk about buckets of crazy."

Part 2:
Clark, Brittany, Hillary, Dean, Sam and Nathan are in McDonald's..
Sam: *Playing with his cheap imatation hotwheels car he got in his Happy Meal* "Vroom.....Vroom."
Dean: "What the hell are you doing Sammy?"
Sam: "Uhhh.."
Brittany: "Sam give me the car!"
Sam: "Noooooooo."
Brittany: "COME ON GIVE IT!!!!!"
*Brittany chases Sam out of McDonald's and down the street*
Hillary:"Ummmm......okay? I guess we just wait."
*Brittany catches up to Sam and jumps him and makes him fall. She yanks the car out of his hands. She then gets up and tosses it in the dumpster.*
Sam: "Awwwwww.......why did you do that?"
Brittany: "Because I wanted you to stop being a ** and get over it!!! You are too old for Happy Meals. I don't know why you bought one. You towered over all the other kids."
Brittany: *Walking back up to the group.* "Problem solved now lets go."
Dean: "Ummm.....where are we going anyways?"
*Sammy walking back up to the group sulking.*
Brittany: "I don't know.....oh Sammy get over it!!!!!"
Sammy: :But I wanted to play with it." *Pouts*
Dean: "Dude, you are over 20 and you want to play with a toy car? I don't know how I am related to you."
Hillary: "Neither do I."
Clark: "It is just because he is a wuss"
Brittany: *Laughs then smacks Clark in the head*
Hillary: "What was that for?"
Brittany: *Stares at Clark* ''Did that hurt?"
Clark: "No...."
Brittany: "d**n.."
Brittany: *Picks up a tire iron*
Clark: "Whoaaaa..." *Ducks and instead of hitting Clark, Brittany hit Sam.."
Brittany: "Opps, my bad..."
Sam: "Owwwwwie!!!!!!"
Dean: "Don't be such a wuss!"
Clark: "Can we stop trying to hit me and go?"
Brittany: "What if I don't want to?"
Hillary: "Give it up Brit lets just go."
Brittany: "Fine." *Glaring at Clark.* "But I will get ya one day."
Nathan:"So where are we going by the way?"
Hillary: "I don't know....."
Sam:"Sam: Don't we have that new job in Bakersfield?"
Dean: " Wait what job?"
Sam: "Sam: Some lady named Alice called our cell last week. She wanted us to come help her with some Supernatural problem."
Dean: " **, why didn't you tell me?!?!"
Sam:"Uhhh.. I forgot."
Brittany: "Who gives a d**n!! I wanna shoot somethin'!!!"
The whole group: ''NO!"
Brittany:"WHAT!?!?"
Hillary:"You expect us to let you shoot something? Hahaha that's a good one!!"
Clark: "Last time you tried to shoot somethin'... Well, that somethin' was me!!"
Brittany: "Quit whining street walker, it didn't work."
Hillary:"NO ** sherlock."
Brittany:"Oh be quiet!"
Hillary:"Why should I."
Brittany: "Because, I said so.."
Hillary:"Who died and made you queen?!?!"
Brittany: "Hum, wait is Micheal Jackson dead?"
Sam:"No?"
Hillary: "No... Really?"
Brittany: "Shut up Tinkerbell.. Before I kick your ** to Micheal Jackson's Neverland Ranch in the form of Peterpan."
Nathan:"Trust me you don't want to go there.
He will make you drink Jesus juice!!!"
Clark:"And have a slumber party too!!!"
Sam: "OoO SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!"
Brittany: "Oo Christ..."
Dean:"I am related to you how again?"
Sam: "Uh, duh, Dean" *Sam rolls his eyes* "... I am your brother.. Dumb***."
Dean: "Whatever man, lets just go.."
Brittany:"Can I still shoot somethin'?"
The whole group:"NO!!!"
Brittany:"Geez I was just asking."
Clark: "Hey, guys I will race you there."
*Clark starts to run... Dean sticks out his foot and trips Clark...*
Dean: "d**n show off.."
Clark:"Dude, why did you do that?!?!"
Dean: "' 'Cause I wanted to **.. What are you gonna do about it?"
Brittany:"Stop bickering and get in the Impala."
*Everyone gets into the car.*
Brittany: "I am driving!!"
Everyone: "Noooo..."
Brittany: "Guys, what is your problem?"
Hillary:"The last time you drove, you drove us off a cliff!!!"
Brittany: "OoO yeah, that was fun... And it wasn't even that big of a cliff. Wusses.."
Hillary: *Laughing fakely* "Yeah, sure....."
*Dean is glaring at Nathan*
Nathan:"Dude, why are you looking at me like that?"
Brittany:"Nathan?!?! Did you eat Dean's M&M's?"
Nathan:"Uhhhhh........no?"
Clark: "Man, just admit you did.."
Nathan: *Looking over at Clark*"Shut up!!!!!"
Clark:"Make me, Scott!"
Hillary:"Will you all just shut up and go, if it is that important we will buy Dean some more freaking M&M's when we find a gas station!!!"
Dean:"Fine." *Starts up the car and heads out of Metropolis.

Part 3:
*Now in Bakersfield, Sam and Dean had to find Alice and figure out what they needed to do. They walk into a bar.*
Dean: Anyone want to help us find Alice......Walker?
*Everyone turns and stares at him.*
Sam: Dean I am scared.......
Dean: *Whispering* Shut it **!!!
*A man stands up.*
Man: I can help you.
Sam: Dude that guy is scary!!!
Dean: "He can hear you dumb***."
Man: "Yeah, I can hear you dumb***!"
Sam: "Gosh, stupid Sam, stupid.. Dumb***."
Dean: Just go wait in the car with the others!! *Dean shakes his head*
Sam: *huffs* "Noooo!!"
Dean: Hi, Jason Teague.....*shakes the man's hand* Dude go!!!
Man: Bob.....
Sam: What?!?! That's not.....*Dean kicks Sam in his private part.* Owwwwwwwwww.....
Dean: Sorry.....do you mind showing us the way to Alice Walker's place?
Bob: Sure, just follow me.
Dean: Thanks!
*Dean goes to sit in the driver seat, but Brittany is sitting there. Everyone else has blank freaked out looks on their faces.*
Dean: What are you doing?
Brittany: What does it look like??? I am driving!!!!
Sam: "But you can barely reach the peddles.."
Brittany: *Glares..* "Yeah, maybe, but you know what I can reach?" *Kicks Sam in the knee.*
Sam: Owwwwww.........why is everyone kicking me?
Brittany: Shut your pie hole!!!
Dean: Seriously move Brittany!!!
Brittany: Make me!!!!
Clark: Dude, just let her, trust me!!!!! You don't want to mess with her......
Dean: *Confused* Okay? I guess.........
Brittany: *Looks up definitely* "Yeah!!"
*Dean has a scared look on his face.*
Brittany: Come on Dean, what are you waiting for, Bob is waiting.
Clark: "How do you know his name is Bob?"
Brittany: "I don't. I call everyone Bob.."
Hillary: What about your "mind powers"?
Brittany: "This ghetto hoe over here stole it." *Points at Sam*
Sam: "Did not!!"
Brittany: "Did too!!"
Sam: "Did..." *Clark taps Sam on the head knocking him out.*
Brittany: "Haha. Loser."
Nathan: "Are we goin' or what?"
Hillary: "Patience Nathan, patience. We need to get her *points at Brittany* out of that seat"
Brittany: "Never!!!!"
Dean: *Picks up Brittany and puts her in the passenger seat.*
Brittany: "Never came faster than I thought."
Dean: *Jumps into the driver seat and drives off following Bob.*

Part 4:
Brittany: Where the hell are we?
Dean: Bakersfield..
Brittany: I am not stupid I know that!! But there is nothing out here, just dirt!!!!
Dean: Well how was I supposed to know Alice lives all the way out her?
Brittany: Whatever.
Brittany: *Ten minutes later* Hey Hillary I am bored. Wanna play a game?
Hillary: Ok?
Brittany: Ok. I spy with my little eye something brown
Hillary: Rock.
Brittany: Darn!!
Brittany: I spy...
Hillary: Rock.
Brittany: Stop!! I wasn't done! I spy something hot
Hillary: CLARK!!
Brittany: Not exactly, but that'll do..
Clark: Okay, we get it guys. I am hot.
*Brittany pinches Clark*
Brittany: Did that hurt?
Clark: *Rolls eyes* No.
Brittany: Darn it.
* Bob is slowing up and pulls over. Dean pulls up behind him. Bob walks over.*
Bob: This is as far as I go, just drive another two miles up the road and you will be at her place.
Dean: Okay? Thanks..
*Hillary throws a can that was in the Impala at Bob for no reason*
*Bob glares at Hillary and speeds away.*
Hillary: Wimp.
*Dean pulls into a creepy *** lookin' house*
Clark: d**n. That is one creepy *** lookin' house.
Hillary: *Rolls eyes* No ** sherlock..
Dean: Way to go Captian Obvious...
Clark: *Pouts* Sorry.... *Starts to cry*
Brittany: Are you on pink kryptonite or somethin'?
Dean: Yeah, 'cause your acting like a girl.
*Hillary and Brittany glare at Dean. Brittany smacks Dean upside the head and mumbles words that shouldn't be posted*
*They get out of the car and walk to the front door.Dean knocks, but once he does that the door slowly opens.*
Clark: Uh oh..
Dean: Mrs. Walker?
*The whole group walks in and goes up the stairs. Only to find Mrs. Walker laying on the bed.*
Sam: Maybe she is sleeping.
Hillary: *Walks over to the bed. Screams* O my GOD!!!
Clark: *Taps Sam on the shoulder*
Sam: Yeah.
Clark: Sam, I don't think she is sleeping...
Brittany: Huh....NO!! Really?
*Hillary steps out of the room freaking out from what she just saw. All of a sudden she sees a dark shadow run across the end of the hallway. Curious she walks down to where she saw the shadow.*
Hillary:*Like a stupid person on those d**ned horror movies she says* Hello? Is anyone there?
Lana:Uh, no! No one is here!
Nathan: You heard her. No one is here Hillary! Lets goo.
Hillary: *Swats at Nathan* Wow, you must think I am stupid!!
*Hillary walks into the room and turns on the light. There is blood on the floor and walls.*
Hillary: What the hell!?!
Nathan: *Walks in after her* Wow nobody makes a B.I.G mess!
*The two of them hear something move in the bathroom. They walk over. Hillary reaches for the shower curtain. She sees........*
Hillary: Hell NO!! LANA!?
Nathan: You are in deep ** now!!!
Lana: *Pulls out a bloody knife* Stay back!!! I am armed and dangerous!!!
Brittany: *Walks in just as Lana says that.* Hahahahaha, armed and dangerous. That is a good one Lana. Wait Lana?!?! What the hell is she doing here?
Brittany: Seriously? Armed and Dangerous? What the hell? Do you know how stupid that question sounds coming out of your wimpy *** mouth?
Lana: Are we playing 21 questions or something, **?
*Brittany glares at Lana. Picks up the soap and throws it at her..*
Brittany: Who's the ** now?
Lana: ME!!!! *She hurls the knife at Brittany.*
*Brittany goes all Matrix on them and the knife misses her.*
Brittany: Okay, you just said meee. Do you know how stupid you sound? What the hell kinda comeback was that? Well, although I do have to admit the throwing of the knife was a good one...
Lana: Dang!!!!!
Hillary: Well, **!! What are you doing here?
Lana: Uh, borrowing a blouse...
Nathan: Okay, even I know that is stupid.
Brittany: Okay, wait? Shouldn't you be working your corner? Or coulda ya not find it? Or are you too stupid to find your street?
*Dean, Clark and Sam walk in*
Lana: Didn't I date the two of you?
*Hillary and Brittany tackle Lana at the same time.*
Hillary: **!!!!!!! You are gonna get it now!!!!!!!!
Brittany: No Hillary you mean.........you ** very *friendly* person faced **!!!!!!!!
*The guys run over and try to pull Brittany and Hillary off of Lana.*
Brittany: What the hell do you think you are doing Dean?!?!
Dean: Getting you away from her obviously.
Brittany: We haven't killed her stupid *** yet!!!!!
Dean: Yea, that's good!! We will deal with her okay?
Brittany: Fine, but I won't hold back next time!!!!
Clark: Wait, you were holding back this time?
Hillary: *Scoffs* Yeah, if we were holding back...There would be no *points at Lana* her.
Lana: You couldn't kill me even if you really wanted to!
Clark: Says the women who was nearly strangled by two teenage girls.
*Lana glares at him.*
Dean: Oh.....uh oh!!!! Watch out......the very *friendly* personty stare of death!!!!!
Sam: Hey, Dean, do you have the very *friendly* personty stare of death? 'Cause, you are kinda very *friendly* personty..
Dean: *Kicks Sam* Shut up you **!!
Clark: Ok stop hitting each other, let's go downstairs and figure out
what is going on.
Hillary: What about her?!?! *Points a finger in Lana's face, Lana tries to swat it away, but stupidly misses.*
Clark: Oh don't worry we will deal with her too.
Nathan: *Grabs his bat.* Does that mean I finally get to use this?
Brittany: *Glares at everyone is the room.* HE CAN USE THE d**n BAT, BUT I CAN'T USE A GUN OR DRIVE AN UGLY CAR!!
Dean: Ugly?
Brittany: That is sooo not fair!
Dean: Whoa, wait. Did you just say ugly and car in the same sentence?!?
Brittany: Yea, so sue me!!!
Nathan: Okay, Brittany, settle this some other time, but we need to figure out what is going on.
Brittany: WHATEVER!!
*Clark grabs Lana by the arm and everyone goes downstairs. Hillary ties Lana up to a chair.*
Hillary: Is it too tight?
Lana: Kinda...
Hillary: *Smirks* Good...

Part 5:
*Lana is still tied to the chair. With everyone staring at her.*
Hillary: So, what are you doing here?
*Clark walks out of the kitchen*
Clark: Hey guys, she has some kick *** food in here!! Skittles, brownies, Hersheys, pizza, tacos, M&M's
*Dean runs into the kitchen grabbing the big yellow giant bag of M&M's.*
Dean: I am in heaven *Hugs the bag.*
*The other three guys go into the kitchen to look.*
Nathan: *With a twizzler in his mouth..* Dude, Hillary, Brittany you have got to check that kitchen out!
Clark: *Choclate is covered over his hands* I L.O.V.E. chocolateeee!!
*Brittany glares at Clark for the obvious quoting of Ashley Simpson.*
Hillary: Ummmm....HELLO?!?! We are here to figure out what happened not to steal food.
Sam: Who cares, Dean and I steal people's things all the time..
Lana: Why isn't even considered stealing? She is dead anyway.
Brittany: Dude, major lack of humanity. How much bigger of a ** could you be?
Lana: Excuse me?!?!
Brittany: What are you deaf too?!?! Christ!!!!
Hillary: Cut the crap, **!! Why are you here?
Lana: Because, I can be *Sticks her tounge out.*
Clark: Whoa, what did you just stick your tounge out at us? How old are you, now?
*Lana glares at Clark.*
Dean: *Chocolate covering his mouth.* Uh-oh watch out!! The very *friendly* personty stare of death again!!!!
Lana: Uh, I don't remember I need to use my fingers for this.
Sam: Use your toes.
Lana: Yeah, I thought about that, but shoes are in the way..
Brittany: Are you seriously that stupid?!?!
Lana: Uhhh.....
Hillary: What the hell?!?! Are you that stupid that you can't tell us why you are here?!?! Stop changing the subject and tell us now!!!!
*Sam walks over and takes of Lana's shoes*
Lana: What the hell?!?
Sam: I am just tryin' to help you out...
*Lana kicks Sam in the head.*
Sam: OWWWWW!!!!
Brittany: *Pushes Lana's chair over.* You MEAN COW!!
Brittany: Gosh, no wonder your boyfriends all die. You would think it is a coincidence? No, no!! They mean to die!! Do you honestly think that you could lose that mean f***ing boyfriends in five d**ned years!!? Huh? God is giving mercy to those poor b***ards!!! And getting them away from you!! You annoying ass fortune cookie!!
Clark: I am not dead...
Hillary: Guess you are the unlucky one.
Lana: And obviously neither is he *Points at Dean*
Dean: I never dated you ** and I never would!!!
*Brittany pats Dean on the back.*
Brittany: Good boy!!! Want an M&M? Here it is go get it boy!!!! *Tosses it in the air. *The M&M goes out the window.*
*Dean gives Brittany the very *friendly* personty glare.*
Sam: *Points at Dean* You do have it!!
Clark: Okay, guys we really need to find out what Lana is doing here..
Nathan: Dur, haven't you watched Scooby Doo? She is the killer..
Clark: Uh, what does Scooby Doo have to do with anything?
Nathan: I don't know?
Hillary: Okay you **, spill the beans.
Lana: OHHHH I love that game!!!!
Brittany: *Snickers* Spill the beans.
Brittany: This ain't a game. Now spill!!!!
Lana: Why should I?
Brittany: Don't make me get the bat!!!!!! And I won't do it, Hillary will!!!!!
Hillary: *Deviously grinning* Don't worry it will be fun!!!!
Clark: Yeah, and being chased by Dean with kryptonite is fun too.
Dean: Dude, get over that!! Once, I did it once!
*Lana silent.*
Brittany: You won't talk? Okay.......Nathan!!!!!!!!
Nathan: *Holds onto his bat for dear life.*
Nathan: No!! No!! Last time you broke it!
Brittany: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!
Hillary: Whoops!!!!!!!
Nathan: It is my bat, go get your own.. Or run her over with *points at Dean.* his car..
Dean: Psh, yeah right.....Get real.
Lana: *Whimpers* Okay fine I will tell you. I didn't do it though!!
*Hillary and Brittany burst out laughing*
Hillary: Wow Lana that was the best thing you have said in a long time.
Sam: Are you sure you gave them their meds? (Whispers to Dean.)
Brittany: No.....Armed and Dangerous....That was the best!!
Lana: *Pouts* But I didn't.....
Hillary: Hahaha, sure.......Yea Isobel did it right?
Lana: Yea she did actually.
Clark: God, are you using the, I didn't do it Isobel possessed me, one again? Lana it is getting old.
Lana: I thought that at least you would believe me Clark. *Crying*
Dean: Shut up...
Lana: Leave me alone, Jason.
Dean: Who is Jason?
Sam: You have to watch Smallville to get it. Now that I think about it, I knew he looked FAMILIAR!!
Brittany: No, Dean is hotter.
Clark: They look the same.
Lana; No, she is right. The rugged look works better.
*Brittany nods head*
Hillary: Can we just end this and kill this b***h? OHHHHHH Can I use the bat!?!?!?!
Brittany: OHHHHHHH Can I use the gun!?!?!?!
Nathan, Clark, Sam, Dean and Lana: NOOO!!!!
Brittany: Fine!!!!!
Hillary: *Getting a little impatient* Well what are we going to do with her then??
Brittany: Humm....
Sam: We could lock her in the trunk like Dean did to me when I was little.
Dean: Sam, you weren't little last week.
Hillary: Whatever....fine!!! Let's just get out of this creepy *** lookin' house.
*They take Lana throw her in the trunk and lock it. Then speed off.....*
Lana: *Muffled* GUYS THIS ISN'T COOOOOOLLLLL!!!

[*SuN*kiSseD*]

Chapter 2

All These Things We've Done......Do You Really Wanna Know?

Part 1:
*Dean is driving with Sam in the seat next to him and the other four people are in the back all squished together.*
Brittany: So, even if I tried to stab you?
Clark: Nothing.
Brittany: Nothing? Are you sure? Have you tried?
Clark: Have I tried to stab myself?
Brittany: Yeah.
Clark: *Humoring her.* Yes, I tried it a few times.
Brittany: And it didn't do anything?
Clark: Yes, I got a big hole in my head and died.
Brittany: Really?
Dean: *Looks back at Brittany* Brittany? Did you get too close to the bad fumes again?
Brittany: *Looks down at her lap and grins.* Maybe......
Hillary: *Rolls her eyes and shakes her head.* Well, Dean you are the one who let her pump the gas. You know how she gets. Did you even listen to a word I said about that? Or did it just go in one ear and out the other?
Sam: *Mutters* That reminds me of Bring It On......That's all right, that's okay, your gonna pump our gas some...day.......*Sam trails off silent.*
*Everyone stares at Sam.*
Clark: Freak.
Lana: Seriously guys!! This isn't cool! Can you let me outta this trunk now?
Hillary: And to think, I almost forgot about her. SHUT UP LANA!!
Clark: Can we just dump her somewhere. That is the millionth time she asked us......it's getting annoying.
Brittany: And she didn't annoy you like that when you dated her?!?!
Clark: Yes, but I thought she was hot.
Brittany: Shallow perverted monkey. Don't think we don't know about that telescope.
Dean: Telescope?
Clark: *Blushes.* Don't ask...
Sam: Yeah, telescope. Clark use to watch Lana from it.. Perv..
Lana: WHAT!?!?!
Nathan: Niceeee..
Dean: Good one man!!
*Brittany and Hillary look at each other and roll their eyes. At the same time they say, "Boys...."*
Sam: Yeah...Boys....
Dean: ........? I knew it!!! Your gay aren't ya Sammy?
Hillary: Sam you are a very, very odd guy.
Brittany: Yeah, but he is just so darn cute, and *Starts to giggle.*
Everyone looks at her.
Brittany: *Keeps giggling like one of those freaky little spirits of children in the movies.*
Clark: Is she having an episode or something.
Brittany: *Swats at Clark.* No, something is tickling my foot!!
Nathan: *Bends down to pick up the object by Brittany's foot* I think your phone is on vibrate Hillary. Here.
Hillary: *Takes phone…*
Hillary: Hello.....?
Caller: Hey babe........what's up?
Hillary: Hey Angelena.....oh nothing. Just kinda on a road trip right now.
Angelena: Without me? Just kidding....with who?
Hillary: Ummmm.....Dean, Clark, Brittany, Sam, and ummmm.....Nathan.
Angelena: Nathan!!! No wonder I couldn't find him.
Hillary: Dude, don't make me go deaf!!!!
Angelena: Well where are you?
Hillary: We are driving towards LA, why?
Angelena: I am so bored!!!! Hey could I go with you? I am in LA right now too!!!
Hillary: Yea, hold on.
Angelena: Okay?
Hillary: *Covering the receiver* Nathan….your girlfriend is gonna come with us. Aren’t you happy now?
Dean: I am not going to let you do that! My car isn't even set for 6 people let alone 7!!
Dean: Christ…
Hillary: Well too bad!!! We will make everyone fit.
Brittany: I say we add another girl in to the mix. You all are annoying me!!!
Dean: *Points at himself.* This is annoying you?
Brittany: You gotta pretty face, but God does your personality totally ruin it.
*Brittany thinks to herself, yeah right, DEAN KICKS ***!, but she isn’t gonna say that out loud.
Clark: Well, it isn't like you poking me isn't annoying.
Brittany: Shut up telescope boy before I go get a special rock and beat you over the head with it.
Clark: You wouldn't do that...
Hillary, Dean, Sam, Nathan: Hell yes she would!!
Lana: Yepp. That evil ** would.
Brittany: Hey!! Who is the one stuffed in the trunk!?!?
Hillary: Well Angelena is still on the phone. And I say she is coming, whether you like it or not Dean!!!
Dean: Hey, this is my car and....
Hillary: Yea an ugly *** one if I must add.....Besides I have ways to make you do as I say. If you don't want to find out what those are I suggest you let Angelena come.
Dean: IT ISN'T UGLY!! CHRIST!!!
Dean: Fine, she can come.... But my car is not ugly... *Pats the dashboard..* It's okay babe. Who cares what that winch thinks?
*The casette tape in the tape player flies out and hits Hillary.*
Dean: Hmmmm, maybe it is a supernatural car...
Sam: Don't worry it doesn't like me either, Hillary.
Hillary: Who does?!?! *In a rage of anger she throws the cassette at the windshield, it cracks the windshield.* Oops my bad Dean!!! *Gives Dean a Yep b**** I cracked your windshield now deal with it smile.*
*Sam glares.*
Sam: Alot of people like me!! Like, uh like! d**n!! Well, there is DEAN!
Dean: Who said I did?
Brittany: *Pats Sam on the shoulder.* Don't worry Sammy I like you more then I like Clark...
Clark: Wait, you don't like me?
Brittany: Of course I do... *laughs and mutters.* Yeah right…..
Clark: I am not deaf Brittany!!
Brittany: I know you SUPERFREAK!! Christ, when I say things. Don't ya think they are meant to be heard?
Hillary: Whatever, no one likes Sam, let's leave it at that. Now keep driving so we can go get Angelena!!!
*Dean pops in his Back in Black tape and everyone groans.*
Lana: This is gonna be a long trip.
Hillary: No s*** Nancy Drew!!!!

Part 2:
Dean: Hillary!!! Stop!!!
Hillary: No, why should I?
Dean: Because..........
Hillary: Because why?
Dean: Because I said so.
Hillary: Well ** who died and made you queen?!?!
Brittany: Oh Christ!!! Now what are you two fighting about now?
Dean: She gave me a look!!!
Brittany: A look?
Dean: Yea the, ** I am going to kill you with Nathan's bat look!!!
Brittany: Oh that look. Wow Dean you better watch out she will do it.
Dean: Psht!!! I would like to see that!!!
Hillary: Oh you do, do you?!?!
Dean: Yeah!! Bring it! I don't care what my dad said I will kick your ***!!
Clark: No, you won't...
Dean: Okay, no I wouldn't.. And it isn't because I am afraid of you.
Clark: Yes it is.
Dean: *Mumbles* Yes it is. *Under his breathe.* I need to find one of those d**ned rock... And I could kick freak boys ***..
Clark: Dean, I heard that..
Dean: Dean: Shut up.. God, why did they have to give him super hearing too!? Doesn't matter anyway.. I am the one who got superhottness!! *Sticks his tounge out at Clark.*
Hillary: Just keep driving this d**n ugly car!!!
Dean: Someone needs to shove her in the trunk with the other @!*&%
Lana: NOoOOO! I don't want her back here with me!! She is evil, pure evil!!
Brittany: Says the vessel of Isobel..
Dean: You shut your cake hole Lana, before I do stick her *** back there with you.. And just remember how many d**ned weapons are back there.. She has a big number to pick from..
Hillary: Last time I checked we have you tied up back there too. Even if they put me back there with you, I would only love it because I wouldn't have to look at Dean's fugly *** face!!! And I could beat the hell out of you!!
Lana: Dean? The one who looks like Jason? Ha, you are insane, boy is hotttt..
Dean: Who the hell is Jason!?
Sam: A guy Lana use to date. He looks like you..
Dean: As hott as this....*points to his face* hell no!!!!
Brittany: *Stares at Dean...* No, nope. He pretty much looks exactly like you... Although, a little paler now...
Clark: That is because he is dead...
Brittany: Yeah, but he dated Lana that is a given..
Clark: I am not dead.
Brittany: Good boy Clark!!!! Do you want a cookie for being so smart!?!? *Rolls eyes.* You may not be dead, but you sure as hell are stupid and annoying..
Sam: Oo I want a cookie.
Brittany: *Takes out a bag of Scooby snacks and throws one in the air.*
Sam: *Catches.* Thanks.
Brittany: *Attempts at winking, but of course she never knew how to.* No prob.
Nathan: Dude, where did Scooby Doo come from? Where did those Scooby Snacks come from?
Brittany: Because I want it to be there and when I want it there it is. Now, if I want something to go away it can too. So, beware, because you and Clarkie boy are annoying me.
Hillary: This is all getting too weird for me. When are we going to be in LA?
Dean: We will get there when we get there.
Hillary: *Impatiently* And when is that?!
Dean: When your mutt *points at Clark.* learns how to hold his bladder..
Hillary: *Shrugs.* You must also think I am stupid!! *Points and looks at Nathan.*
Dean: You know what....now that I think about it, you kinda are.
Hillary: *Glaring* What was that biotch?
Nathan: *Boredly* He said you kinda are.
Hillary: What do you think I am deaf too Nathan?!?!
Nathan: Uh? Are you?
Hillary: *More glaring.*
Nathan: Oh-kay. You aren't. Geez.
Brittany: You guys are dramatic people aren't ya?
Dean: Yeah, you run from mimes..
Brittany: They are scary!! Christ.. God, they try to lock me in their boxes!!
Clark: We may be dramatic, but you are paranoid.
Hillary: Why would you be scared of mimes when you could whip their annoying ***es?
Brittany: It is the makeup.. And the not talking.. Psyco killers don't talk, and I don't like psyco killers. Oo and they are French! The French are freaky!
Hillary: Gee, thanks.
Brittany: What you are French.
Hillary: Uh....yea!! Part at least.
Brittany: Well are you a mime? No....you aren't so don't take offense.
Clark: Ha, your afraid of mimes..
Brittany: And you are afraid of rocks. Bite me.
Clark: Yea, duh they kill me. Do mimes kill you? No....they don't!!!
Brittany: Ay, you weren't there!! That evil thing came after me with a chair and a pretzel!
Hillary: DEAN!!!! When are we gonna get to LA?!?! Angelena has called me 50 times!!!!
Dean: Stop having a b**** fit!!!
Hillary: This coming from the queen of all b****es?
Brittany: Hey, Clarkie..
Clark: What!?!
Brittany: *Takes Dean's knife and tries to stab Clark and of course it doesn't work.* Darn...
Clark: Are you ever going to stop? You know it will never work.
Brittany: No I am going to keep trying to kill you until it works!!!
Sam: Brittany, what are you gonna do if it does work? No more Clark means no more Smallville.
Brittany: Humm. That makes it a little bit more complicated. *Goes back to thinking over her evil plan to kill Clark. Thinks, what would Stewie do.*
Hillary: Dean!!!!!!! You just passed the exit!!!!
Dean: Sorry miss all high and mighty!!! I don't know the California highways.
Hillary: Well I don't even legally drive and I do!!!! Now turn around and go to where we are supposed to meet Angelena!!!!
Dean: Make me!!!!
Hillary: Seriously, you want me to?!?! Because I will!!!!!
Hillary: *Smacks Dean in the head, and turns the wheel.*
All: Oo CRAP.

Part 3:
Previously on All These Things We've Done...... Lol, I just had to say that.
All: Oo Crap....
Now.......
Dean: What the heck are you doing Hillary?!?!
Hillary: What does it look like....I am turning this car around!!!!!
Dean: Hands off the wheel I am driving........
Nathan: What.......do you not want me to see my girlfriend?!?!
Dean: I could care less right now!!!! We are about to die!!!!!
Nathan: Do you want my foot up your *** right now?!?!
Brittany: Dude, he would kick your stupid butt. Alls you got is a bat....
Hillary: Would you all just shut up!!!!!! Dean get in the back!!!!!
Dean: NO!!!!!!!
Hillary: Too bad!!!!!!
Brittany: Dumb people, soo stupid goshhhhhhhhhh!!!!
*Everyone stares...Somehow Hillary got in the front seat and kicked Dean to the back.*
Clark: Hillary your cell phone is ringing......
Hillary: Who is it?
Clark: Angelena
Hillary: Well give me the phone. Hello?
Angelena: Hey babe, where are you?
Hillary: Okay well we are coming now......dumb*** over here missed the exit!!!! Sheesh.........well be ready we will pick you up outside.
Angelena: Okay, laters.
*Ten minutes later they pull up in front of the Chanel store....*
Brittany: *Calling Angelena on her cell.* Where are you?
Angelena: I am buying a shirt....why?
Brittany: Well we are waiting outside!!!!
Angelena: Oh....oops my bad. Be there in a sec.
*Angelena walks out of the store.*
Dean: Whoa dude....that's your girlfriend?
Nathan: Yea
Dean: Dude she is hot!!!!
Nathan: And mine, so back off.
Dean: Psht after she sees this, *Points to his face.* Yea we'll see about that.
Nathan: How would you like my foot up your *** in a sec?
Dean: Psht....I would like to see that!!!
Nathan: Fine, you want to?
Dean: Yea, bring it!!!!
Brittany: Ay, Nathan. Look at him, and look at you...See that, you beating him up.. Yeah, not happening.
Nathan: Brittany shut up!!!!
Dean: Don't talk to her that way!!!
Brittany: *Giggles* Nathan talks alot for a dead man....You really just need to shut up...Come on, Sam could beat you up!! Alright? Bat boy...
Nathan: Stay out of this Brittany!!! If you want to bring it, get out of the car Dean!!!!
Brittany: Alright, lets go **!
Nathan: Oh...yea!! You're gonna beat up my ***? Yea right!!!! I am talking to Dean not you!!
*Dean and Nathan get out of the car*
Brittany: FIGHT, FIGHT!!
Clark: Uh, Nathan is so beyond dead.
*Dean goes in for a punch, but Nathan ducks down.*
*Nathan goes for a swing, but Dean jumps back.*
*Both guys go at each other and end up punching each other and pulling each other down. Dean punches Nathan and knocks him out.*
Angelena: What the ** Dean?
Dean: He started it.
Angelena: You know he won't win against you, yet you couldn't let him use his bat.
Dean: Fine.
Clark: He is still going to lose.
*Sam nodds his head agreeing with Clark.*
*Angelena stares at Dean totally pissed off.*
Dean: Gosh don't have a ** fit!!
*Brittany smacks Dean in the back of the head.*
Brittany: That is mean.. *giggling* but funny
Angelena: You want to see a ** fit?!?!
Brittany: Ay, calm down.. Geez, you can't stay made at this *Brittany points at Dean's face.*

Part 4:
Previously on All These Things We've Done......

*Dean goes in for a punch, but Nathan ducks down.*
*Nathan goes for a swing, but Dean jumps back.*
*Both guys go at each other and end up punching each other and pulling each other down. Dean punches Nathan and knocks him out.*
Angelena: What the ** Dean?
Dean: He started it.
Angelena: You know he won't win against you, yet you couldn't let him use his bat.
Dean: Fine.
Clark: He is still going to lose.
*Sam nodds his head agreeing with Clark.*
*Angelena stares at Dean totally pissed off.*
Dean: Gosh don't have a b**** fit!!
*Brittany smacks Dean in the back of the head.*
Brittany: That is mean.. *giggling* but funny
Angelena: You want to see a b**** fit?!?!
Brittany: Ay, calm down.. Geez, you can't stay made at this *Brittany points at Dean's face.*

Now.....

*Dean makes a pathetic puppy dog face.*
Hillary: *Runs up and hugs Angelena.* Hey come on, let's just forget this. Yea and Dean that *Points at his face.* isn't helping. *Turns to Angelena.* What's up girl?
Angelena: Nothing really....just that I am pissed off!!!
Dean: What did someone steal your yellow pants that said PINK?
Hillary: Dean ummmm...yea I am not the one who thought the girl was retarded because she wore yellow pants that said Pink on the back.
Brittany: HEY!!!!!
Hillary: Oh oops!! *Opens her mouth and covers it.*
Brittany: You are lucky you are my friend, because if you weren't I would have b**** slapped you.
Sam: Can we go now?
Angelena: And what do you think we should do with my boyfriend then?
Sam: *Shrugs* Stick him in the trunk? *Points to the trunk.*
*Angelena gives him a b****y look.*
Sam: Okay then, I can wait.
Brittany: How about we put her *points at Angelena* in the trunk.
All the guys stare at Brittany and Hillary slaps her on the arm...Brittany: What!? She is trying to take my friend! *Brittany sticks her tongue out at Angelena*
Sam: What friends?
Brittany: My imaginary ones dumb***.
Sam: You're weird. No wonder you don't have any friends.
Brittany: Ha ha ha I forgot to laugh. How would you like to be one of those imaginary friends?
Sam: But I am real?
Brittany: In a moment you aren't about to be alive...So, that would make you imaginary. That way we can all imagine you are here.
Angelena: BABY!!!! *Kneels down and hugs him.* I was so worried!!!!!
Nathan: *Winces in pain.* Man......what happened?
Angelena: Natie are you okay?
Nathan: Dude, Dean you really packed a punch!!
Sam: Tell me about it. That was Dean hitting softly...
Brittany: How would you know?
Sam: Dean hits me all the time.
Brittany: *Smacks Dean on the arm.* You hit your baby brother?
Dean: You mean you actually care now?
Hillary: Brittany, you beat up your older sister all the time...
Brittany: Hey! When did I not care? *mumbles* **.
Clark: Okay yea hate to break up all the love, but where are we headed?
Brittany: I don't know.. They won't let me drive, so I don't give a **.
Sam: DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!
Brittany: No, you freak. Dude, you are just one of those people who are asking to get kidnapped by Micheal Jackson wannabes.
Sam: *Blankly* Why would Michael Jackson kidnap me?
Brittany: I said Micheal Jackson wannabe and because you act like a kid that wouldn't tell if someone touched him.
Clark: Why not? None of us except Hillary and Angelena have been there? It's not like we have anywhere we have to go.
Brittany: Does Disneyland have those mime b****es?
Hillary: *Rolls her eyes." No!!
Brittany: *Turns to Angelena* I don't trust her. Is she lying Angelena?
Angelena: No she is telling you the truth. The only mimes are those d**ned princesses who walk around.
Brittany: Do I get kicked out if I smack them?
Hillary: Not if we run!!!
Brittany: Smack and run, smack and run.. Okay, I am in.
*Everyone gets in the car.*
Hillary: NO....uh uh *shakes her head* No way are you driving Dean.
Dean: B**** it's my car!!
Hillary: No I am driving, too bad too sad!!
Dean: Make me!!
Hillary: Don't make me get the bat!!!!!!
Brittany: How about I drive?
Hillary: HELL NO!!!!!!!! I wouldn't trust you in the parking lot anyways!!!
Brittany: Pweassee.. I have practiced!!
Hillary: NO!!!! Now move Dean!!!!!!
Brittany: *Glares* You can't drive either, monkey **!
Hillary: *Sarcastically* Yep that is why I drove the car off of a cliff!!
Brittany: It was a small cliff!!
Hillary: Whatever!!! Same difference!! I am driving so deal with it!!!!!
Dean: You are not driving!!!
*Hillary glares at him with a stare worse than the very *friendly* personty stare of death.*
Dean: Okay you can drive....
Hillary: *Pleased with herself.* Thank you!! *Smiling*
Dean: *Whispering to Clark.* Dude she scares me.....

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Previously:
Hillary: Whatever!!! Same difference!! I am driving so deal with it!!!!!
Dean: You are not driving!!!
*Hillary glares at him with a stare worse than the ****ty stare of death.*
Dean: Okay you can drive....
Hillary: *Pleased with herself.* Thank you!! *Smiling*
Dean: *Whispering to Clark.* Dude she scares me.....

Chapter 3 (Not completed yet)

The Happiest Place on Earth..........not!!

Part 1:
Sam: *Leaning in* She scares me too.....
Clark: Who asked you?
Brittany: We can hear you, you idiots. Don't make me go get some Special K. By special K I don't mean the cereal!!
Hillary: No we will do something far more worse than Special K Brittany.......
Clark: What are you talking about Kryptonite?
Brittany: Duhhhhh
Hillary: Yea..........but worse for Sam and Dean......
Brittany: No, how about we just kill the freaky alien.
Hillary: How about you all just shut up so I can drive!! We are almost there anyways....
Brittany: I am still mad at you! I want to drive! Goshhhh
Clark: Look they have turned on each other!! DUN DUN Hillary Vs Brittany... Who will win?
Dean: I don't know but I want to see it!!!!!! GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Sam: *Starts humming Brooke Valentine's Girl Fight*
Brittany: *Stares at Sam* Thank God your pretty.
Sam: What is that supposed to mean?
Brittany: *Smiles* Nothing, it doesn't mean anything.
Dean: It means your are an idiot, you jack***
Brittany: Wow you sure are lucky to be pretty, if not........
Sam: If not...........
Brittany: Trust me you don't want to know. And I don't think you would get it anyways.
Dean: Don't make it worse Sammy.
Sam: Okay.......
Hillary: FINALLY!!!!!
*Hillary just found a parking spot down the aisle and is driving to get it.*
*All of a sudden a woman bypasses Hillary and steals the spot.*
*Hillary slams on the breaks making everyone fly forward.
Hillary: What the hell does this ***** think she is doing?!?!?
Brittany: Man, she doesn't know who she is dealing with.
Nathan: Well, if she does. She is insane.. Because the two of you are scary
Hillary: *Glares and gets out of the car slamming the door behind her.* *Whispering to herself* Oh man she is gonna get it!!!
*Brittany all jumpy gets out of the car and runs after Hillary*
Nathan: Uh oh......
Angelena: Why do you say that?
Clark: You don't know what happens when Hillary is with Brittany.
Angelena: What do you mean? Hillary is so nice.....
Dean: Hahaha, do you want the long version or the short version?
Angelena: Okay... Is she always that hyper? *Points at Brittany*
Dean: Who Brittany?
Sam: Yesss always.
Clark: Yeah, Dean gave her a pepsi *Clark says glaring at Dean*
Dean: Was that bad?
Clark: What do you think?
Dean: Yea, I am stupid.
Angelena: What are you all talking about?
Nathan: Do you really wanna know?
*Hillary and Brittany walk up to the woman's car just as the woman walks over to the aisle*
Woman: What do you want!!!!
Hillary: ***** you took my spot!!!!!
Woman: First come first serve.........
Brittany: Do you know who you are dealing with here?
Woman: Yea two losers........
Brittany: *Picks up a pepsi can that Dean gave her and throws the full can at the women.*
Clark: I told you not to give her that Pepsi!!
Dean: Yea I can see why now.
Angelena: I still don't get what you are talking about......
Nathan: You must not know Hillary as well as you think.........
Angelena: Of course I know her, she is my best friend always and forever.
Nathan: Yea the Hillary you know, isn't the same as that one. *Points towards Hillary.*
Angelena: Why what's so different?
Dean: You weren't really "here" when she was fighting with me to drive were you?
Angelena: Yea, so what? She wanted to drive what's the big deal?
Nathan: Baby, that is nothing compared to what we see everyday.
Dean: Yea.......she ain't that sweet. Trust me.
Clark: Yeah, she *Points at Brittany* turned Hillary.
Angelena: *Confused* Turned her?
Dean: Yea as in......she made her, *whispers* evil......
Angelena: Hillary is not evil!!!!
Clark: Believe what you want to believe. But maybe you should just sit back and watch the show.
Nathan: Yea then you will know what we mean.
Brittany: Owww, the ***** bit me!!
Woman: *Pleased* See what you get.....
Brittany: Demon child *Brittany says to the four year old child that stole her pepsi.*
*The little girl looks up at her with her sweet, but evil smile.*
Brittany: Dean!! Get it!! It is evil!
*The little toddler runs off towards the Impala*
Dean: WHAT THE **!!!!!
*Dean jumps out of the car and grabs the little girl by the back of her dress.*
*The little girl looks up at him with an evil glare and swats his hand away leaving scratch marks.*
Dean: She really is a demon child!!!!
Brittany: *Smiles* Told ya
*The little girl turns her head and looks at Brittany with an evil smirk. She comes up and kicks Brittany in the knee*
Brittany: Oh, you are going down **!

Okay with the whole Special K thing which is supposed to be Green Kryptonite. And if you don't watch Smallville or Superman you won't get it really, but Green Kryptonite is Superman's weakness. So that is why Brittany called it Specail K, because if you haven't figured it out yet, she is determined to get Clark.

And the Pepsi thing, Brittany was hyper and drinking Pepsi so she randomly put it in.

[Bethany Joy]

I really really enjoyed it. You did a great job on it. I didn't know all of the characters lol, but I still thought it was really great. Sorry I didn't read it until now!

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Thanks. It's okay, I didn't think anyone would since it isn't entirely One Tree Hill. But Nathan was in there so I decided to post it. I should update it. Sorry if I double post for that though. Although I did triple post.

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Here is a banner Brittany made for Chapter three. And the rest of Chapter three. Oh yea, we had like two different titles one was Stick and Stones... but I didn't think anyone would get it so I named it The Happiest Place on Earth.......not! for this site.



Previously....

Brittany: Dean!! Get it!! It is evil!
*The little toddler runs off towards the Impala*
Dean: WHAT THE **!!!!!
*Dean jumps out of the car and grabs the little girl by the back of her dress.*
*The little girl looks up at him with an evil glare and swats his hand away leaving scratch marks.*
Dean: She really is a demon child!!!!
Brittany: *Smiles* Told ya
*The little girl turns her head and looks at Brittany with an evil smirk. She comes up and kicks Brittany in the knee*
Brittany: Oh, you are going down **!


Now:

Hillary: Brittany, we have been through this. It isn't nice to call four year olds *****s or *****es.
*Brittany starts to talk*
Hillary: Or dumb***es.
Brittany: Man why do you have to ruin it?
*The toddler runs up and kicks Dean in the shin.*
Dean: ****!!!!!
Brittany: See! EVIL!!!
Hillary: Well you can be sometimes so should I automatically call you a *****, *****, or dumb***?
Dean: Uh yeah, could you all get the midget off of my leg.
Brittany: Whatever happened to not being a wimp?? You want a girl to get a kid off your leg?
Dean: Yess!! She is biting me now! Ouch, owwwiieee!!!!
Hillary: Just get me the bat.....
Brittany: No I can do this!! *Grabs her pepsi can*
*Hurls it at the girl and knocks her over*
Brittany: SCORE!!!!!!!!!!
Angelena: Did she just hit a child with a pepsi can?
Sam: Yepp, that would be Brittany.
*Clark, Hillary, Dean and Nathan nod their heads in agreement*
Angelena: But why? She is so innocent looking.....
Dean: Are you freaking blind? Look at my leg!!!
Sam: Well, kids don't like you Dean.
Dean: And they like you?
Clark: Well if they kick him he basically falls over in pain.
Brittany: Then everyone calls out, "TIMBER!!!"
*The little girl goes running to her mom. Everyone can see that the mom is pissed.*
Brittany: Dean! Look what you did!
Clark: You are the one who called her a **.
Brittany: and an evil **.
Nathan: And hit her with a pepsi can.
Brittany: The DEMON SPAWN SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!
Hillary: Okay I have had enough!! GET IN THE CAR!!! We will find some other freaking parking spot!!! *Under her breath* I wouldn't have to if this ** didn't take mine.
Woman: I heard that!!!
Brittany: Good you monkey!
*Everyone gets in the car. Hillary slams on the gas and they speed off.*
Brittany: I could have taken her...
Hillary: Yea sure, but I don't want to get us in any more trouble than we already are in.
Lana: When are you guys going to let me out?
Hillary: (To herself) I don't need this right now!! (Screaming) Shut up Lana!!! Before we freaking shove a jawbreaker up your mouth. And we all know what will happen then....
Lana: Rose McGowan! She was great in that movie.
Brittany: Yea and what happened to the girl with the jawbreaker?
Lana: (Muffled) **!!
Brittany: I think she got it. Don't you? MUAHAHAHA
*Brittany starts choking.*
Nathan: You don't do the evil laugh very well, do ya?
*Brittany is still choking.*
Clark: Obviously not....
Lana: Wow, you really do suck at that.
Brittany: You know what screw you **!! I don't know why the writers mess with us and keep making us think you are going to die!!!!
Lana: Why don't you let me out of this trunk and say it to my face!
Brittany: Well that would be hard considering I don't want to look at your fugly face!!
Lana: Why don't you just go to the corner of my *** and bite me!!
Brittany: That ** stole my line! STOP THE CAR!!!
*Hillary hits the brakes.*
Clark: I am sure one of those pervs who picks you up off that corner would love to do that Lana!!
Dean: Ohh this is getting good!!
Lana: What are you talking about Jason? You were one of those guys. Remember in Paris!!
Brittany: Okay, now she is going to die…..Get that jawbreaker!
*Brittany jumps out of the car and runs to the trunk.*
*Lana starts kicking and screaming.*
*Everyone except for Sam and Angelena jump out of the car to stop Brittany.*
Angelena: So.......is this what every day is like?
Sam: Pretty much.......Aren't you glad you came now?
Angelena: Oh, yes. I get to ride with a insane murderous teenager. Who I am pretty sure is PMSing.
Sam: No....that isn't PMSing Angelena. That is Brittany everyday. Trust me you gotta run and hide when she is PMSing.
Brittany: I heard that Sam! And you are dead! Just as soon as I kill Lana! I have two jawbreakers
*Brittany says while Dean is pulling her back*

Brittany: Okay, now she is going to die…..Get that jawbreaker!
*Brittany jumps out of the car and runs to the trunk.*
*Lana starts kicking and screaming.*
*Everyone except for Sam and Angelena jump out of the car to stop Brittany.*
Angelena: So.......is this what every day is like?
Sam: Pretty much.......Aren't you glad you came now?
Angelena: Oh, yes. I get to ride with a insane murderous teenager. Who I am pretty sure is PMSing.
Sam: No....that isn't PMSing Angelena. That is Brittany everyday. Trust me you gotta run and hide when she is PMSing.
Brittany: I heard that Sam! And you are dead! Just as soon as I kill Lana! I have two jawbreakers
*Brittany says while Dean is pulling her back*

Now:

Brittany: LET ME GO!!!!
Dean: NOOO!!!
Brittany: Get me one of those freaking guns!!!!
Nathan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Hillary: We are not going to give you a gun!!
Brittany: But it will get rid of that little cracked **!
Clark: That is like asking to die...well all of you not me.
Brittany: just for that I am going to go to get some special K!
Hillary: And where do expect to find that? The internet??
Clark: Yea we aren't in Smallville........
Brittany: EBAY! BUDDY!
Dean: Okay, what are you on?
Brittany: It ain't my fault you let me get near the gas fumes again......
Sam, Hillary, Clark, Nathan: Dean!!
Dean: Yeah, sorry about that.
Hillary: What are you on something too??? You don't let Brittany get near those fumes!!!
Dean: Sorry, didn't know I was supposed to babysit.
Brittany: Hey! I am not a baby.. *Starts crying like a baby*
Dean: Oh, I am sorry.. *Goes over to Brittany.*
Brittany: Gotcha **! *Punches Dean in the arm*
Hillary: Well what did you expect when I was off buying your freaking M&M's??
Brittany: It isn't my fault he left the door open...
Hillary: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I can't believe this!!
Dean: Well believe it, you are part of this **!!
Brittany: Why don't you two just shut up and get married, you act like a fighting couple anyways. And while you are doing that I can kill her!!!
Hillary: EWWWWWWW!! Marry a guy who did a Sammy with Lana???
Sam: Why do you have to call it a Sammy!
Brittany: Well we know what you two do when we aren't around......
Clark: BUSTED!!!!!
Brittany: I wasn't talking about him and Dean, Clark..
Hillary: What do you mean....he is with me most of the time? *Slaps her hand over her mouth* (To herself) **!!
Brittany: I will pretend like I didn't hear that.
Clark: You can pretend all you want.......*whispering* ** me and my big mouth!!
Brittany: I am to young to hear these kind of perverted things.
Hillary: Well where do you think I got it?
Brittany: Nicole........?
Hillary: Wow Brittany you are so smart!!
Brittany: Yea let's leave this topic and let me kill her!!!! *Pointing to Lana.*
*Dean grabs her before she grabs one of the weapons in the back of the car.*
Angelena: Can we just get there, I don't think it would be a good idea to kill her anyways.....
Brittany: Who asked you?
Hillary: She is right Brittany, let's just go. Keep the jaw breaker though.
Brittany: Fine!!!! *Slamming the trunk.*
Dean: Glad that is over......
Brittany: Shut it!!!
Hillary: Stop PMSing gosh!!!
Brittany: Whatever go!!!
*Hillary drives off and after 10 more minutes finds a parking spot.*

[*SuN*kiSseD*]

*Hillary ended up parking next to the faded Pinnochio sign in the parking lot.*
Brittany: So this is Disneyland huh?
Hillary: Yea the parking lot.
Sam: *Pointing to the sign* Hey that's Pinnochio!! I loved that movie....
Brittany: That movie scares me..
Hillary: Why?
Brittany: Because, my sister said, That they scary doll is a mime..
Hillary: And you listen to your sister why? You listen to a girl who threw a remote at your head....?
Brittany: *Rubs her head* I remember that it hurt.
Hillary: That could explain a lot of things....
Brittany: *Glares at Hillary* Shut up, or I will throw a pepsi can at you.
Hillary: Where are you going to get a pepsi can? EBAY?
Brittany: Uh, duh! Who doesn't get their pepsi from there.. Hello..
Hillary: Yea okay...... Well let's head to the tram.
Brittany: Did you just call me a tramp?!
Hillary: No I said let's go to the tram retard.
Brittany: The doctor said that I wasn't a retard. I just have ADD..So there.
Clark: Yea that's what you want us to believe.
Brittany: Shut up you cracked **. I will lock you in a room with special K if you don't.
Clark: How do you expect that to happen?
Brittany: I have my ways *Brittany gives him an evil grin*
Sam: I would shut up if I were you......
Hillary: Whatever. We just got to get on the tram and then we will be at the entrance.
Brittany: *Looks to her right and talks to the guy next to them* Hey! Look at that! *The guy looks* Ha! Sucker! Made you look.
Hillary: Shoot I don't know if we have enough money to buy all the tickets, I forgot about that....
Brittany: Hum, climb over the fence.
Hillary: Hahaha, yea right! What if Clark is my brother and Sam and Dean are your brothers Brittany.
Brittany: Alright, I can look like an 8 year old..
Dean: Sure just kick the guy in the shin. And throw a tantrum.
Brittany: Evil little **......I hated that kid.
Brittany: I am glad I threw the freaking pepsi can at her.
Dean: I am sure that hurt just as much as the remote. Hey maybe you made her retarded too.
Brittany: *Glares at him* You all are evil **es you know that? Gosh, I told you I am not a retard.. So, bite me.
Sam: Well that sucks, "little sis." *Runs over and gives Brittany noogie*
Brittany: *Glares at him* You better wish you hadn't done that.....
*Brittany stands up on the big flower pot next to him and smacks Sam in the head* Stupid giant **.
Sam: Why did you do that? I was trying to make it seem like it.
Brittany: You want me to make it seem like we are brother and sister? Okay....*Kicks him in the shin.* Now who is getting into the spirit of it.
Sam: Crap!! You hit like a **!!!
Brittany: Well, yeah, a ** hits like a **. Dumb***.
Hillary: Okay remember we are like ten Brittany. No cussing!!
Brittany: You're worried about me?
Hillary: *Glares* Just come on!!
Brittany: Fine no need to be a bit...ezer...
Hillary: See I need to be worried!!
Brittany: Ah, don't worry about me... I will be nice..
Hillary: That's not all I am worried about. *Looking over at Sam*
Sam: What?
Brittany: Yea I know what you mean....
Hillary: Let's just get this over with. Clark you handle the tickets.
Clark: Okay....*Walking up to the ticket booth.* Yea four adult tickets and two children's too.
Man: Two children?
Clark: Yea I'm just hanging out with the guys and that is my little sister. *Pointing to Hillary, she smiles.* And that is their little sister. *Pointing to Brittany, she sticks her tongue out.*
Man: And how old are they?
Clark: Ten....
Brittany: *Walks up to the counter* Okay, I am 10.. You don't believe me and I will tell your boss I saw you touching that 5 year old girl over there the wrong way, kay? Okay.
Hillary: *Punches Brittany in the arm when she walks back* Way to blow our cover....
Brittany: Well he didn't believe me....gosh People these days...........
Man: *A little scared.* Okay, uh just go in.. For free.
Brittany: *Turns to Hillary* Ha!
Hillary: *Dumbfounded.* Wow!!!
Brittany: Yeah, my mom taught me how to do that..
*Nathan walks up to them after he left Angelena at Downtown Disney.* What's going on?
Hillary: *Still shocked.* Brittany got that guy to let us in free....
Nathan: No seriously?
Brittany: Hey!! I have my moments!!!
Dean: Dude, you have got to teach me that.
Brittany: Oh, it won't work for you.
Dean: Why not?
Clark: Yeah, why not?
Brittany: Well, see you have to be a little bit younger and well have a few less parts if you know what I mean.. It is scary to have a little girl saying mean things to you. It scares the ** out of people
Sam: Ohhhhhhhh......I don't get it.
Hillary: What does she have to explain it in more detail?
Sam: Yea it would help.
Hillary: Dean is there something you're not telling us? Like did you drop him on his head when he was a kid or something?
Dean: *Rubs the back of his neck* Uh, no... Of course not...
Sam: *Glares at Dean* Dean!
Dean: I accidently hit you with my rifle once! Only once though! And it was your fault for standing behind me
Sam: But you did it to me five times.....
Dean: Okay, yeah, the first time was an accident the other four were because you stole my lucky charms
Hillary: Good god!! What have I gotten myself into?
Brittany: You? What about me?
Hillary: Okay what have we gotten ourselves into?
Brittany: I don't know, but where are we going anyway?
Hillary: You choose, this place is huge
Brittany: Let's see......*Looking at the map.* Anything good?
Hillary: Space mountain is.....
Brittany: Okay then we will go there.
Clark: You didn't even look anywhere else...
Brittany: *Turns to Hillary* Are there mimes around this, uh Space mountain?
Hillary: There aren't mimes here at all!! Unless you count the princesses, they wear wayyyy too much make up!!
Brittany: Okay, well then we are staying away from the **s who wear too much make up.
Hillary: Well those **s talk and don't give you a pretzel.
Brittany: They didn't give me a pretzel they threw it at me.
Hillary: Well sorry......Why didn't you kick their ***es anyways??
Brittany: I don't see you watching gory films just for the heck of it.
Hillary: Okay that is different, all that stuff makes me sick.
Brittany: And mimes scare the heck out of me.. *Out of nowhere a mime comes up to the group and taps Brittany one the shoulder. Brittany turns around* AHHHHHHHHH... *Brittany runs behind Sam* Get it, get it!
Sam: *Laughs* Goes over to get the mime, but the mime kicks him.
Dean: Oh ** no!! He goes over and beats that ** out of the mime.
Brittany: *Laughs at the mime* Dean got you..
*The mime jumps up and grabs Brittany.*
Brittany: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Get him before he molests me or something!!!!!!!
Hillary: *Grabs one of the light sticks from the cart next to her and starts beating the ** out of the mime.* Take that!! And that!! And this!! And that you **!!!!!!!!!
Mime: Get away from me you crazy **!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*The mime runs off.*
Brittany: RUN ** RUNNNNN
Hillary: Wow that felt better.......
Brittany: *Hugs Hillary* I L.O.V.E you!!
Hillary: What would you do without me???
Brittany: Well, right now, I would be getting molested by a mime.

Brittany: I would be molested by a mime.
*Hillary laughs*
Hillary: Yep, you so owe me.
Clark: Let's go on a ride!!
Brittany: Okay okay Smallville!! Gosh!! People these days......Totally ruined a moment.
Hillary: For real!
*Brittany looks at Hillary strangely.*
Brittany: Never say that again.. Ever.
Sam: Whatever let's get on a ride!!
Nathan: Okay, which one.. *He looks around at all the rides and so does Sam*
Sam: Holy **...
Dean: Whoa look at all the rides!!
Hillary: This is only the entrance guys....
Sam: There's more?!?!?
Brittany: *Drops Jaw* Dang! This is soo much better then Six Flags Over freakin Texas and Seaworld! Put together!
Hillary: Yea, but try going to Disney World it's bigger.
Brittany: Oh, SHUT UP! No way!
Hillary: Yea why do you think it's called Disney World?
Brittany: Oh, we so should have gone there instead!
Clark: Guys, it is really hot out here, and we left Lana in the trunk...
Hillary: And we should care why?
Brittany: Well, he is right. It is hot, and it is pretty cruel... OHHHH, look tea cups!
Hillary: Well why don't you go get her and bring her here with us. Doesn't that sound fun?
Brittany: Wow, those things goooo fastttttt... Huh? Oh, Lana, I don't care…Sure.
Hillary: Okay go get her.....I am sure not going to.
Brittany: Me? By myself? What about the mime that wants to touch me like Micheal Jackson wants to touch Peter Pan?
Hillary: Good luck.....*Gives Brittany a fake smile.*
Brittany: *Frowns* God, sometimes I am just too good of a person. I will go get that little **...Christ.
Hillary: Yep you are really helping us out now.
Sam: I'll go with you Brittany. I won't let no mime get you.
Dean: No that's okay Sammy I will go with her.
Sam: NO I WILL!!
Dean: No really it's fine I will.....
Brittany: *Looks at the both of them strangely* Why? I could so take that **!?
Hillary: Yea we sure could see that while I kicked that mime's ***.
Brittany: Uh, I uh, shut up... *Brittany pouts.*
Hillary: Yea that's right. Now go on your merry little way. Take Dean with you....
Brittany: I say I take em' both! They could take that dumb** mime!
Hillary: Fine with me I can just stay here with Clark and Nathan.....
Brittany: Okay.....*Winks at Hillary.*
*Well she tries to but she never really could.*
Brittany: Dang! I seriously need to learn how to do that!
Hillary: Okay go have fun........!!
Brittany: I plan on it, now let's go get the **s!
*While walking away Brittany runs into one of the pale princess*
Brittany: Ah, **! GET IT AWAY! *Brittany punches the mime and starts running out of the exit*
Hillary, Nathan, Clark, Sam and Dean start laughing at the princess, who is now on the floor with her dress all messed up.
Sam and Dean look up and Brittany is talking to the guy at the entrance who is talking to her about why she hit the princess.
Brittany: 'Cause I wanted to! That's why! Now back off before you end up like that pale *** ** over there!
*Sam and Dean run over and pick up Brittany to get her to move.*
Brittany: What are you **s doing??? I was going to kick that dumb***'s butt!!!!
Man: Ha, yeah right.
Brittany: WHAT!? What did you say!? Let me goooo! I am gonna get him!
*Brittany starts kicking and screaming.*
Dean: Yea that's the last thing we need you to do....
Brittany: Please! I just want to slap him! Just once! Okay, and punch him! But not hard!
*Hillary, Nathan, and Clark walk away as if they don't know them.*
Brittany: Hillary! He hit me!
Hillary turns around.
Hillary: What!? *Hillary tackles the man,*
*Clark and Nathan run over to get her off of the man.*
Hillary: YOU HIT CHEEZIT! YOU LITTLE **!
Brittany: Yea show him who's the **!!!
*The man is crying now and Nathan and Clark are pulling on Hillary to get her off.*
Hillary: I AM GONNA BUST YOUR *** **!!!!
Brittany: Haha! Hillary got you! BAM!
Man: SECURITY!! SECURITY!!!!
Dean: Oh **!!!!
Hillary stands up and straightens out all of her clothes and her hair.
Hillary: Okay, so meet you back here in 30 minutes.
Brittany: Yeah.
Clark: RUN!!!!!!!
Brittany: Easy for you to say Zippy!
Dean and Sam grab Brittany and run off into the parking lot.
Brittany: That was awesome!!!
10 minutes later over where the Impala is.....
Brittany: *Knocks on the trunk* Hi, **.
*Dean opens the trunk.*
*Right when Dean opens it all the way Lana kicks him in the face and he shakes his head. Now his nose is bleeding.*
*Lana looks over to her right to see Brittany coming at her.*
Lana: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Brittany: *Pinches Lana on the leg*
Lana: That's it?
Brittany: Ha NO!!!
*Sam grabs Brittany.*
Sam: You can't beat anymore people up today.
Brittany: I only beat up the princess. Hillary did all the beating up.
Dean: *Cleans the blood off of his nose with a napkin in his pocket*
*Dean grabs one of the guns full of rock salt.*
*The three look up once they hear the trigger click.*
Brittany: Hummm..
*She gets up and grabs Sam by the arm and runs over next to Dean.*
Dean: Do you want me to shoot you **!!
Lana: (Still all tied up.) Noo...noo...noooooooooo. *Starts crying.* I thought you loved me Jason.
Brittany: Oh! That **! DEAN! HIS NAME IS DEAN!
Lana: No! That is Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason!
Brittany: Fine, it's Jason and he is about to shoot your *** **!
Dean: *Turns to Brittany* I like my name, though. Jason is so eww...*Dean whines*
Sam: Well whoever the ** Jason was he sure was stupid to date you....you....you pathetic ****!!
Brittany: *Smiles at Sam* Nice, Sammy, nice!
Sam: Thanks!! *Smiles* I have been waiting to say that. I was thinking the whole way from Bakersfield what to say. I just came up with it when we got to Disneyland.
Brittany: Uh, okay.. Well, it was good none the less..
Dean: I am proud of you Sammy....that is the first mean thing you said to a girl.
Brittany: Yeah, but you ever say anything mean to me. I will break your neck. *Brittany smiles* Kay?
Sam: Y- Y- Yes ma'am.
Brittany: (Annoyed) Yes ma'am?
Dean: Sam, shut up she was kidding..
Brittany: I was?
Dean: Yea you were.....*Gives her a look.*
Brittany: Yea sure.....
*Lana gets up to start running.*
Brittany: **!! *Grabs a pepsi can and throws it at her.*
*Lana falls over and lands face down on the pavement.*
Brittany: YESSSSSS!!!
Sam: Wow, she has good aim...
*They walk over to Lana.*
Dean: *Uses his foot to nudge her.* Why isn't she moving?
Brittany: Uhh, uh oh...

Sam: Is she sleeping?
Dean: Uhhh maybe..
Brittany: *Mutters* Hopefully not...
Sam: Oh, what! You want her to be dead!?
Brittany: *Gives Sam a weird look* Of course..
Sam: Ohhhh.....I knew that.
Dean: Oh, you do? Because I just thought she was throwing Pepsi cans at her for no apparent reason.
Sam: Now what?
Brittany: *Walks up to Lana and taps her with her foot.. When she doesn't wake Brittany kicks a little harder... Still not waking up Brittany picks up the cement brick by the wall and is about to drop it on Lana*
Lana: Ahh, what are you doing *Lana kicks Brittany away from her*
*Brittany falls back hitting the car.*
Brittany: **!!!!
Lana: *Get's up and almost falls over* Owwww my head.....
Brittany: Yea ** that's what happens when you try to get away.
Lana: You were about to drop a brick on me!! You psycho!!
Brittany: Yea well thanks for reminding us...
Lana: Are you admitting you are psychotic..
Brittany: *Looks around her..* Well, yeah.. That is what the good doctor said..
Dean: Yea.....is that a good thing?
Sam: No!!
Brittany: Hey......it's better than being gay!
Sam: Yea well at least I don't drive off cliffs or throw Pepsi cans.
Brittany: Well I forgot my medications that time, but I have it now....see.*Brittany takes a bottle out of her pocket that is full of pills*
Dean: Have you taken any?
Brittany: Uhhh...
Dean: *Shakes his head.* Awww **.
Brittany: I had some candy though!!
Dean: Yea that makes everything better.
Brittany: And Pepsi!
Dean: *Shakes his head* You didn't did you?
Brittany: No I don't think so....my bad.
Dean: Your bad? That's all you can say?
Brittany: Heyy whoaaa buddy!! I am gonna sick my ** on you if you don't shut up!
Dean: Yea who would that be?
Brittany: *Looks around and sees a big biker** HEYYY HE IS TRYING TO MOLEST ME BIKER MAN!! HELPPPPP!! HELPPPP ME!! **The biker turns around and comes at Dean** Him...
Brittany: Yea!! Hurry!!! *Sticks her tongue out at Dean.*
Dean: *Backs away slowly holding his hands up.* No dude she is totally lieing.
Brittany: *Pouts* The mean man tried to touch me..
Biker: Oh yea I am supposed to believe that you perv. It's just sick you trying to molest a ten year old.
Brittany: *Starts crying and pouting.* He yelled at me!
Biker: It's okay I'll get him.
Dean: Dude, she isn't telling the truth.. She is insane!
Biker: Watch it pretty boy!
Brittany: *Opens the bottle of pills and starts playing with it..* Humm, Hillary gave me some good candy..
Dean: HILLARY!? Hillary is the 'Good doctor'! What the **!?
Brittany: Yepp, she gave me candy to shut me up when we were driving.. She said I am psychotically boring with no candy in my system..
Sam: *Takes the bottle from Brittany and eats one* Man, they are skittles!!
Brittany: *Claps* Very good Sam!! I love my skits!
Dean: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! God Brittany! How come you didn't say that before!
Brittany: I did.. I said the Good doctor gave me my medication...
Dean: Yea the doctor not Hillary!!!
Brittany: Well, it was a joke between Hillary and I, I guess you had to be there..
Dean: Ha a joke....a joke? Are you freaking serious?? Hillary thinks it's funny to put you on candy?
Brittany: Hey she didn't let me near the gas fumes.
Dean: Yea okay so that was my fault, but she makes it worse by giving you candy.
Brittany: Hey!! Back off of my Hillary you **!
Lana shakes her head and starts to slip away, then breaks into a run.*
Dean: Yea I am gonna listen to a 14 year old and a 15 year old. When I am old enough to be their brother.
Brittany: Ohhh good, God.. Go get a Sammy from your brother.
Sam: Why is it a Sammy???
Brittany: Hehe, nothing. *Smirks*
Dean: Shut up Sam! I am not even gonna put up with you anymore Brittany.
Brittany: Yeah, well... Ohhhh **! *Brittany starts looking around and they have no idea what she is looking for..*
Dean: What?
Brittany: Shut up ***! You aren't putting up with me anymore, remember!! **! **! Lana is gone!
*All of a sudden they hear a car screech......and BAM!*
Brittany: ** is that Lana?!?!
*Everyone runs over to see Lana lying on the ground trying to get up.
Sam: Dang that must have hurt!!
Dean: ** she broke that guy's windshield!!
*A big scary guy opens the door and walks over.*
Man: Do you let your ** run into the street like that?
Brittany: Ah, shut up dumb***..
Man: Exuse me? *The big man looks down at the little girl and Brittany looks up at him*
Brittany: *Giggles nervoursly.* Um, I said.. Hey, look a bass!
Man: No you didn't!
Brittany: Yes I did.
Man: No you didn't.
Brittany: Um, yeah I did...
Man: No you didn't.
Brittany: No I didn't.
Man: Yes you did,
Brittany: HA! GOTCHA **!
Man: *About to slap her.*
*The biker tackles the man*
Brittany: Huh...
Dean: Man I was gonna do that!
Brittany: Sure, you were *******. *Smiles* I am sooo over hunters.. Bikers are the new hot thing.. *Brittany starts to stare at the ugly biker*
Dean: *Glares at the biker*
Brittany: *Punches Dean* Don't glare! It's rude *Brittany glares at Dean.*
Dean: What! You just glared at me!!
Brittany: Girls can, not boys!
Dean: Boys can't glare? Why? Wait, you know what nevermind..
Brittany: Ha I win! *Holds up a fake trophy* I AM THE GREATEST!
Dean: Where are the meds? Let me have 'em. You're gonna take them even if I have to shove them down your throat!
Biker: That ain't gonna happen buddy!
Brittany: Yeah, that ain't happenING! buddy! *Brittany corrects the biker*
Dean: Dude, she is a liar! I don't molest anyone!!
Biker: Yea and I should listen to you why?
Brittany: *Nudges the biker* You shouldn't.
Biker: Well I won't...
Dean: What the **!!
Brittany: What it isn't my fault you molest girls and let your brother do Sammy's on you!
Sam: What the ** why are Sammy's???
Brittany: You don't want to know....
Sam: Well I want to know why it's called a Sammy!!
Biker: *Looks down at Brittany* Sammy's?
Brittany: Ohh, it's a.. *Hillary appears behind Brittany and covers her mouth*
Hillary: What's going on guys?
Brittany: Why did you do that?
Hillary: Yea he doesn't need to know......he's messed up enough already.
*Brittany and HIllary look at each other and start cracking up*
Sam: What???
Hillary: Yea not gonna happen sorry Sammy...*Tries not to laugh but laughs harder to where she can't breathe.*
Sam: *Rolls his eyes.* Fine!
Dean: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Hillary: Well it's been an hour.......I didn't think it would be too hard for you three, but I guess I was wrong.
Brittany: Well, the biker has to beat up Dean..
Hillary: Uh, why?
Biker: Because he is molesting your friend.
Hillary: *Glares at Dean and tackles him* **! What the **? *Starts punching Dean*
Dean: What the **!!! Why does everyone punch me? And by the way why the ** did you give her candy?
Hillary: (Pausing for a second) What? What candy?
Dean: *Trying to get her away.* The skittles or her "meds".
Hillary: Ohhhhhhhhh that candy........right. Yea well you see Brittany couldn't take the meds, she wouldn't listen to me, so I switched it with skittles and just told her it was the meds. But she figured it out.
Brittany: *Sees a biker that is actually hot* Ohhhh, *Starts to follow him, but Hillary pulls her by the back of the shirt to stop her* Awwwwwwww.....
Hillary: Brittany nooooooooo.
Brittany: Fine!! But he was hot!!
Hillary: Yea, well too bad too sad. What happened here though?
Brittany: Humm, *Still staring at the hot biker and Hillary flicks her in the head* Ohhh, umm I don't know.. Ask the ******* over there. *Points toward Dean and he frowns*
Hillary: *Very impatiently.* Well.....
Dean: Uhhhhhhhh....

[Bethany Joy]

That was really amazing. I definatly enjoyed it

[*SuN*kiSseD*]

Thanks Val!! Thanks for taking the time to read it too.

Hillary: Is it that hard to explain?
Brittany: Yeah? Is it that hard to explain *Hillary pinches her*
Dean: You were there!
Hillary: *Impatiently tapping her foot.* We don't have all day.......
Brittany: *Looks confused* Yeah we do. It's only 10am.
Hillary: Not the point.......
Brittany: Yeah…It is. *Hillary pinches again*
Dean: Well, she was trying to kill Lana…
Hillary: Like that's a surprise.
Brittany: No kidding…We always try to kill Lana.
Sam: They started fighting, and then Brittany told the biker that Dean molested her.. The biker thinks she is 10, but what 10 year old knows what molesting is?
Biker: So she isn't ten?
Brittany: UHH. YES I AM!
Clark: Yea and I am 29......
Brittany: Uh…See I am 10! Sorry Clark, but you're old!
Hillary: *Rolls her eyes.* Get to the point Dean. Why is Lana unconscious on the ground again?
Dean: It ain't my fault. She ran in front of the truck.
Brittany: No because the evil man hit her. Well, he isn't evil for hitting her…He is evil for trying to ** slap me…Stupid **.
Man: *Glares at Brittany.* Well who is going to pay for my car?
Brittany: Uh, you stupid…..it’s YOUR car.
Man: *Starts to chase Brittany around the totaled car*
Brittany: Haha, you can't catch me!! **!
*The man runs faster.*
Brittany: *Stops and kicks him in the shin.* Stupid cracked **!
Man: *Lunges at Brittany.* Why you little.....
Brittany: *Runs away and stands behind Hillary.* He is just as evil as that demon spawn from the parking lot!!
Hillary: Yeah, it seems like the evil spawn always seem to come when you are mean to them.
*All of a sudden the little girl and her mother walk by.*
Brittany: ** it's her!! I think you are right. They just pop out of no where!
Dean: I think you just attract them…
*The little girl runs over and kicks Dean in the shin and punches him.*
Brittany: Ha I attract them? Aww, shoot, she is so cute though.
*The girl is still hitting Dean.*
Dean: Ahhh I hate kids!!! Get her away from me gosh!
Brittany: Humm, she reminds me of someone… Oh me!
Hillary: You know I do see the resemblance in your personalities…*Nods her head*
Brittany: Yea...the good old days when I beat up old guys too....
Dean: I AM SOOO NOT OLD!
*Hillary and Brittany look at each other and laugh.* Sure, Dean, sure…
Brittany: Yea but you know….Clark is......
Clark: Dude what are you blonde?
Nathan: *Helping Dean out* Hey, little girl. You want some candy? *Little girl stops hitting Dean and goes and takes the candy from Nathan*
Girl: Thanks! *Gives Nathan a high five and skips away.*
Nathan: I figured if she was like Brittany, we could get her to stop hitting people the same way we do Brittany.
Brittany: *Smiles* Candy.
Clark: Well, why didn't I think of that…
Nathan: Because you are stupid.
Brittany: Or maybe he is getting too old...
Nathan: Yeah, probably *Nods his head in agreement*
Clark: Brittany, I am 19! Not 29!!
Brittany: Sure.... Nathan now he is 19. *Brittany looks Clark up and down and then stands on a bench and points at Clark's face* See a wrinkle! It's okay Clark....we know you want to be…
Clark: *Rolls his eyes too annoyed to do anything about it. * Forget it!
Dean: *Laughs at Clark*
Nathan: What are you laughing at she thinks your old too!!
Dean: *His smile drops.* Dude I am not old!!
Brittany: It's okay Dean.....no need to be ashamed. *Looks at Nathan* I am over bikers, the new hot thing is basketball players!! With the last name Scott and doesn't have the first name Luke.
Brittany: You can have the farm boy, I am into the hot basketball players!
Dean: Do you even know anything about basketball?
Brittany: No…I don't like basketball. I like the players!!
Dean: *Mumbles* Hunters are better...
Brittany: Not hunters who molest little girls!! *Sticks her tongue out at him.*
Dean: I didn't molest you!!
Hillary: Are you sure he didn't molest you Brittany.....I mean you are always alone with him....who knows?
Brittany: Psh, I wish..
Hillary: *Gawks* BRITTANY!
Biker: Okay, you really aren't 10 are you?
Hillary: No not even close....Try 14 dude.
Brittany: 15 in September **! I tricked you!!
Biker: So, he didn't molest you?
Brittany: No!!
*Biker walks away...*
Hillary: Seriously did you Brittany?
Brittany: Hum, huh? Did I what. *Brittany asks innocently*
Hillary: *Looks up all freaked out.* You didn't do a Sammy did you?!
Sam: Stop calling it that!!!
Brittany: Oh, no. I was thinking about something else. That is nasty…
Sam: So a Sammy is nasty great...that makes it so much better!
Brittany: *Giggles* Yepp, and it is perverted too!!
Dean: Is there something you aren't telling us Sammy?
Sam: (Annoyed) NO!!
Brittany: Ha, shut up Dean…It is more like what aren't the two Winchester boys telling all of us…
Dean: Wh...what do you mean?
Brittany: I know I am not the only one.....
Hillary: BRITTANY!! YOU DID DIDN'T YOU!?
Nathan: *Finally gets it* Ohhh that is twisted!
*Nathan looks at Sam and Dean* Ewwwwwww…Pervs.
Clark: I don't get it!
Brittany: That is because you are old and stupid.
Hillary: Oh stop Brittany! *Stand on her tippy toes and whispers in Clarks ear.*
Clark: *A disgusted face forms on his face.* Ewwwww.....Pervs!!
Lana: *Finally wakes up.* Why are you calling them pervs Clark...? That's what we did the day before you got shot.
Clark: N..n..no we didn't.
Nathan: Haha!! SUPER PERV!
Lana: Gosh Clark are you ashamed or something?
Clark: Psh, yeah!! You are a ** very *friendly* person!!
Clark: I really hope I don't have aids…
Lana: What!?
Clark: It isn't my fault you took that job on the corner...
Brittany: HAHAHA!! This is great, keep going...I want to know the other very *friendly* personty stuff Lana does.
Sam: Yeah, back to me!! What the hell is a Sammy?!
Hillary: Wow, you really are slow…
Nathan: Dude I still can't believe you...that is just disgusting.
Brittany: Ha, well if they weren't brothers they would be a hot couple *Shakes head* Yepp. Don't worry guys…We get it…You are on the road…You are lonely…We get it.
Nathan: I DON'T GET IT!! That is weird... That is like me and Luke *Throws up in his mouth* Ewwwww!!!
Hillary: Yea, but they started it...*Shivers at the thought.*
Brittany: Well, that would be weirder. Because Luke is ugly.
Nathan: I know right…I got the good genes.
Hillary: No kidding! You got like the ** hot genes!
Clark: Hey what about me!?
Brittany: You got the old and stupid genes.
Hillary: Baby, don't worry. You sooooo got the ** sexy genes.
Brittany: *Pinches Clark* She is lying, you are old, stupid and you have a big forehead...
Clark: *Puts his hand up on his forehead* It is not!! And I am not old!!
Brittany: Your forehead is like Dumbo's ears.
Hillary: Yea she is like on something don't listen to her...
Brittany: I am not on anything!! Except that candy you gave me… You still have a big forehead though.
Nathan: *Looks at Clark's forehead* MAN! You do!
Clark: Shut up dude!
Nathan: Make me! *Takes out a bat. Is ready to swing but stops for a second.* Dude, that is as big as the backboard at the Rivercourt.
Clark: Dude just freaking shut up!!
Brittany: Why should he? He is telling the truth...
*While they are all obsessed with how big Clark's forehead is, Lana takes the chance to get away. She slowly tries to limp away.*

[Bethany Joy]

That was so amazing! I really enjoyed it. Great job!

[*SuN*kiSseD*]

Thanks!! Yea it was funny some of the stuff Nathan said. Going back and reading these always makes me laugh. I loved this part:

Nathan: *Helping Dean out* Hey, little girl. You want some candy? *Little girl stops hitting Dean and goes and takes the candy from Nathan*
Girl: Thanks! *Gives Nathan a high five and skips away.*
Nathan: I figured if she was like Brittany, we could get her to stop hitting people the same way we do Brittany.
Brittany: *Smiles* Candy.
Clark: Well, why didn't I think of that…
Nathan: Because you are stupid.

[Bethany Joy]

That was very funny. You do a great job on it all

[*SuN*kiSseD*]

Thanks Val! Here is another update from earlier today...



Brittany: *Looks over.* Heck no!! Get your very *friendly* personty *** back here!
Dean: *Shakes his head* I say we let her go. She is just causing trouble.
Hillary: Sure Dean and then she can try and shoot us again...
Brittany: I say we grab her skinny *** and stuff it back in the trunk.
Hillary: That works for me.
Dean: Why? So the two of you can drive yourselves even more mad? Great… *Dean smiles saracastically*
Hillary: Oh no Dean...we will just annoy you to blow off steam.
Nathan: Just let them do what they want. They will kick your *** if you don't.
Hillary: *Pats Nathan's shoulder* He is well trained.
Nathan: See she isn't kicking my ***...now why did she kick yours again?
Dean: She didn't kick my ***!!
Nathan: *Raises an eyebrow* She didn't?
Dean: No!!
Hillary: Ha then what do you think I was doing when I started punching you in the parking lot?
Clark: Dude even a little girl can beat your ***!
Dean: Shut up farm boy!
Brittany: Clark, shut up big forehead, stupid old man. Go throw some hay.
Hillary: Do you see any hay around here smart ***?
Brittany: *Points over to a bail of hay* Yes.
Hillary: Oh yea I forgot about the stupid Big Thunder Ranch. **!
Brittany: *Sticks out her tongue at Hillary. Hillary starts chasing Brittany around the parking lot*
Clark, Dean, Sam, Nathan: What the heck?
*Hillary and Brittany stop running when they run into a girl who is a bit taller then the both of them*
Girl: What the heck are you two jack***es doing?
Hillary: Hey, do we know you?
Girl: You should!! Hello Tigger!
Hillary and Brittany: Ahhhh!! Nicole!! *They run over and hug her.*
Sam: Who the heck is that?
Nicole: ** shouldn’t you be busy giving people Sammy's or something?
Sam: *Getting angry* WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN! AND WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!?
Nathan: *Smacks Sam in the head* Don't talk to her like that! **.
Dean: *Smacks Nathan in the head* Don't hit my brother.
Brittany: *Smacks Dean in the head* Don't hit the hot basketball player.
Dean: *Growls*
Nathan: Aww, you are just jealous because she thinks I am hotter now.
Brittany: Now who said I didn't before?
Nathan: You…You told me that in the car that Dean was hotter then me.
Brittany: Oh, yeah. Sorry about that…
Nicole: Anyway, back to me.
Nathan: Selfish much?
*Brittany and Hillary start talking to Nicole again, completely ignore all of the hot guys around them. Which is odd for two teenage girls.*
Hillary: Wait we never stopped Lana **!
Brittany: ** there she is!
Dean: Yeah? Well, too bad, so sad.
Hillary: *Punches him.* Shut up dumb***!
Nathan: See......You are so gonna get beat up.. Again
Clark: *Laughs at Dean again.*
Brittany: Dude, what did I tell you old man!? Shut up or I will throw a Pepsi can at your big forehead.
Hillary: Like that would work...
Brittany: Fine, a Pepsi can full of special K! What now **!
Nicole: Hello? What about Lana, she ain't getting any closer!
Brittany: We need Beast!
Nicole: Ringo! Come! *The beast comes and starts chasing after Lana.*
*He bits her in her butt.*
Sam: Ouch…
Dean: Oh, that is just wrong...
Lana: MY BUM!! MY BUM!
Nicole: That’s a good dog Ringo here have a treat.
Hillary: Dang that must have hurt!!
Lana: Owwwwwwww!
Brittany: *Laughs* Good.
Nathan: Grabs her and takes her over to the impala.* Now what?
Hillary: Throw her in the trunk!
Dean: Uhhh, no! Her broken butt is not going in my trunk!
Nicole: And why not? Afraid of a little blood?
Brittany: Too bad too sad...
Dean: Oh, bite me.
Nicole: Ringo bite him.
Dean: Oh **!
Lana: Jason still loves me!! He won't let you put me in the trunk! Unlike the big foreheaded farm boy!
Hillary: Yea sure......
*Nathan throws her in.*
Nicole: Oh shut up you little **.
Lana: But it really hurts!
Hillary: Suck it up **! *Slams the trunk.*
Nicole: Screw that ** who cares?!
Brittany: *Sits back* I love Lana bashing…
Lana: I DON'T!!
Nicole: No on was talking to you.
Nicole: We need to duck tape her mouth.
Brittany: *Starts to open a Pepsi, but Dean and Hillary hit it away from her at the same time*
Hillary: NO!
Brittany: Awww why?
Dean: Because! You act insane with that **!
Brittany: Shut up Dean! I don't like you anymore!
Dean: Oh like I care!
Hillary: I think you do....
Nicole: Hey treat her nice or else....
Nathan: *Grins.* She likes me more now…Hahaha. LOSER!
Brittany: Ummm, no…I like bikers again....Hi biker dude!
Nicole: Dude that guy is huge.
Brittany: *Getting the Bikers attention* Hey! Can you give me a drink! Pepsi! *Biker hands Brittany a beer instead*
Brittany: *Drinks some* Humm, not bad.. Is this a new Pepsi brand?
Biker: Sure.
Hillary: Brittany are you stupid?! Actually give me the skittles back. No more "meds" for you!
Nicole: Brittany are you slow? Read the label…it says Corona beer.
Brittany: Corona beer? What a weird name for a Pepsi. *Obviously not getting that it isn't actually Pepsi*
*Dean moves to take it away from her, but Nicole and Hillary stop him*
Nicole: This could be intresting. Wait give me a beer no rather give me a mojito.
Brittany: Ohh!! I want one!!! *Brittany says, getting a bit tipsy already.*
Hillary: Oh yea and I am gonna get a Cosmo or whatever. That's enough beer for you!
Nicole: I think you have had enough.
Brittany: Why? It tastes good! *Brittany pats the biker on his shoulder* Thanks man…But uh…You are smelly…
Nicole: We've got drunkard here guys.
Biker: Thats cuz I haven’t showered since Monday.
Brittany: Monday of what year?
Hillary: I don't think you need to finish the other half of the bottle. *Reaches over to take the beer from Brittany.*
Brittany: Awwwww.... Man…Hey biker! Can I have another one! She stole mine! Whatta **tchhhh *Brittany slurs*
Nicole: Brittany I've got better stuff...I have candy.
Dean: *Looks at the biker* Dude, go away…
Brittany: Caaaaaandy?
Hillary: Yepp *Nods her head toward Nathan, and he takes some M&M's out of his pocket*
Brittany: I want some more of this stuff? Where'd ya get it smelly biker man?
Biker: They don't give beers to ten year olds...
Brittany: Well, you just did dumb***! Ohhh, that is illegal! **!
Biker: I didn't give you anything.. *The biker starts to walk away*
Brittany: *Throws the beer bottle at him* Oops…
Hillary: Let's just go okay....the very *friendly* person is in the trunk so let's go.
Nicole: Yeah and biker boy isn’t looking to happy at the moment it seems like he wants to come after you.
Brittany: Hummmm, ah, well, the ** will get over it.
Nicole: Brittany I think you better run.
Brittany: Yeah... I don't think I could do that even if I wanted to… which I do want to, but I think I will hurl if I do.
Hillary: That's why you don't drink beer!
Nicole: And you’re underage.
Dean: You wanna mess with Brittany you gottta mess with me!
Brittany: Ahh, I loveeee you guys! I just wanted you to know the before I dieee!!! Bye NINJA AND SCULLY!!
Hillary: Don't talk like that Brittany...see Dean is gonna TRY to beat him up.
Nicole: Drama queen you’re not gonna die you’re just gonna pass out.
Brittany: No, I am gonna die!! *Passes out*
Nicole: Sam’s got his back you know their brother to brother relationship.
Clark: Is she ok?
Nathan: Psht, sure 'brother, brother relationship…'
Hillary: Um, well…I don't know…Is she?
Nicole: The girls' passed out cold. What do you think?
Hillary: Yea we should have taken that beer away. Two sips is just waaay too much for her.
Nicole: Just get her into the car and she will be fine.
Hillary: Uhhh, maybe you should go help them out *Points toward the biker, Dean and Sam*
Nicole: Oh **! I don't think they can handle it...
Clark: Nah I am trying the non violence thing you know the Gandhi thing.
Nathan: *Grabs his bat* Clark is just too old for this kinda nuts.
Clark: I am not old! Ahhh fine let's go!!
Nicole: Oww did u see that punch?
Hillary: ** let's just go, let's get her in the car.
Nicole: (Tells the beast) Go bite the biker boy.
Hillary: Okay so we drive over get the guys in the car and just drive out of here. Hopefully biker boy doesn't follow us.
Brittany: *Mumbles* Oh, look pepsi…Pretty pepsi…
Nicole: Ok so who’s gonna drive you gotta licence?
Brittany: I'll drive.
Hillary: *Laughs.* Psht! I have been driving the whole time since we got to LA.
Nicole: I hope I don’t die in a car with you.
Brittany: Awww, that is so not sweet.
Hillary: You wanna die? Let Brittany drive...She drove us off of a cliff last time.
Nicole: Oh ** never!
Hillary: Yea I thought so...
Brittany: It wasn't a big cliff! GOD!
Nicole: You win ok drive. *She prays quickly hoping she won’t die.*
Brittany: Dude, Pepsi has never made me feel all dizzy like this…Whoaa, look there is two of you! *Brittany tries and smack the fake Nicole, but it ends up being the real Nicole*
Nicole: Gee that was smart…keep you’re hands away from me you little monster.
Brittany: *Giggles* Sorry…Ohhh now there are two Hillary’s!!
Hillary: *Smacks Brittany's hand* Don't you dare!
Nicole: No ok how about you just go to sleep.
Brittany: Okay…. *She passes out right away.*
Nicole: You can dream about a pepsi wonderland where everything is pepsi.
Dean: Ah, **.. We knocked him out…Took us forever though.
Nathan: Apparently bikers have friends…
Nicole: Guys common sense gosh! Now get in the car were out of here.
*Beast jumps up on Brittany's lap and starts licking her face* Brittany: Ahhh!!! He is gonna bite my nose!!
(A few hours later…)
Hillary: I say we through Beast in the trunk with Lana...
Nicole: He’s special he doesn’t get into a trunk with **es.
Brittany: *Calms down and starts petting Beast* Nah... He is cool. *In a baby voice* Aren't you cool? Yes you areeee…* The beast lays down next to her putting his head on her lap*
Brittany: Awww, nice Beast…
Dean: Dude it's a dog!!
Nicole: No it’s a bear duh its a dog what else could it be?
*Beast get's up and pees on Dean's lap.*
Brittany: But he is awesome! Ohhh, how nice, he moved off of me before he peed.
Dean: **!! He just pissed on me!!!!!
Nicole: I guess he likes you.
Dean: *Glares at her.* Awww gross it looks like I pissed my pants!
Brittany: Haha, or just loathes you for everything it's worth.. Either one, you smell like urine.
Nicole: Yea go change you’re pants dude cuz it reeks!!
Brittany: *Punches Dean* I said boys can't glare!!! And we will just tell everyone that you did pee in your pants…Because you are slow.
*Dean goes outside to change his pants.*
*Brittany, Nicole and Hillary are looking out the window.*
All three girls: TAKE IT OFF HOTTIE!!
Nicole: d**n look at those abs!
Brittany: Dean why are you taking off your shirt anyway? He only peed on your pants? I think he is trying to flaunt what he's got.
Dean: *Blushes* Would you all turn around!!
Nicole: Well how about we just watch you its more entertaining.
Dean: Guys! I have to change my boxers!! Please, turn around!
Brittany: Umm, nooo. I don't think I should.. You were mean to me.. So, why should we listen to you, huh?
Nicole: How about all take it off…
Hillary: Well all that's left are the boxers.
Brittany: I say take those off too!
Brittany: *Yawns* Guysssss I am tired!!
Brittany: Look!! Camping!! I always wanted to camp!!
Hillary: NOW!!! You are tired now!?!?
Brittany: No!! I just want an excuse to go camping!! Pweaseeeeeee…
Nicole: Fine but stop whining.
Brittany: Score!! I get to camp!!
Brittany: Ohhh, look at the birdie!!
Nicole: Thats bear…
Brittany: No it's beast....even you said he was a bear.
Nicole: I think you need a better eye glass prescription.
Brittany: Whatever, let's just find some place to sleep...*She falls asleep right then.*
Dean: Okay. I am done. Let's go.
*They drive off for another hour and find a camp site.*

[Bethany Joy]

That was really great . I definatly enjoyed it. Great job!

[*SuN*kiSseD*]

Thanks Val!