Post by *SuN*kiSseD* on Aug 22, 2006 23:40:37 GMT -5
Here is another chapter we started. And please excuse the cuss word Val, sorry about that. This is actually really long too. But the ending is hilarious! And I made sure there was more Nathan in this one!
Chapter 4: S*** Happens
*Everyone was standing outside the car wondering where to go now that they were there.*
Hillary: Dean ** off....
Dean: Make me...
Brittany: *Smacks Dean* You really don't want her to make you leave you alone jack***. Three of us, one of you do the math. Oh, yeah…You are an idiot and you can't…
*Dean snaps the towel again and smacks Hillary.*
Hillary: I said stop it you **er!!
Brittany: *Grabs the towels from Dean* **! Watch who you are hitting! I don't like you anymore, and I'll be d**ned if I don't get those d**n bikers on your pretty little *** again!
Nicole: Don’t you have something better to do?
Dean: Nope. *This time he smacks Brittany with the towel, laughing the whole time.*
*Nicole snatches the towel from him and then smacks him.*
Brittany: *Starts crying.. Still a bit drunk*
Nicole: I said stop!!
Hillary: You won't stop fine!! *Walks up and kicks Dean in the balls.*
Dean: **!! *Falls down in pain.*
Dean: YOU **!!!
Brittany: *Stops crying and starts laughing at Dean.* They are soo much better then bikers!
Clark: Ohhh, even I know that has got to hurt.
Nicole: How about I try and see if you really do know how it feels. (Ready to kick him.)
*Hillary stops her before she could kick Clark in the balls.*
Brittany: HEY! Scully! Focus on the pretty jack*** over there!
Hillary: Don’t you even think about it…
Brittany: Yeah, because you can damage Dean.. Just not old precious big forheaded Clark?
Hillary: He had it coming...
Nicole: Come on I want to see how invincible he is.
Brittany: *Thinks about it* Okay, go ahead.
Hillary: No! You ** off Nicole...
Nicole: Score!!!! *She kicks Clark in the balls.*
*Clark is in pain on the floor holding himself*
Nicole: Guess he’s not so invincible huh?
Brittany: Awww, too bad soo sad... CLARK ISN'T INVINCIBLE!!
Nathan: Dude, that just sucks.
Nicole: Yeah now if you piss me off that will happen to you and I will pull your hair.
Dean: *Still on the ground* I have no idea why I let you **es ride with me.
Nicole: Because we’re special.
Brittany: Because, you were up for tons of fun and sarcastic humor?
Nicole: And because we could so kick your ***.
Hillary: Well sucks for you Dean. Now deal with it!
Dean: Little **es get away from me!
Hillary: LITTLE?!?!
Brittany: I say we go find a camp site... You three stay here, cause you all are just gone make it all boring *Brittany says to all of the guys. Except Nathan, because at the moment he is cool*
Sam: Leave them alone or they will beat the living ** out of you.
Hillary: Oh yea that's why we just kicked their ***es....didn't see them kicking ours.
Brittany: Come on my **s!! Let’s go camping searching...
Nicole: Ok **es let’s go.
Brittany: We're off to see the..... Umm who cares what we are gonna see? I just want to skip like they do. *Brittany starts skipping*
Hillary: No don't! I hated being in that play...
Brittany: Are you all gonna skip too, or are you gonna make me look stupid all by myself?
Nicole: Yea pretty much that.
Brittany: Aww, you don't like skipping? *Continues to skip around Hillary*
Nicole: Do you have ants in you’re pants? Stop!
Clark: Dude, she is a nutcase…
Nicole: Did you just say something farm boy?
Brittany: *Stops* Clark. I'll grab some special K and put it down your freaking' pants of you don't shut the heck up!
*Clark runs behind where Sam and Dean are hiding because they are scared.*
Hillary: Stop being so mean to him gosh! You already damaged him....
Brittany: *Dramatically* Todo!! *Beast comes running toward Brittany and jumps on her* Okay, you aren't Todo…
Nicole: Yeah his name is RINGO ITS SPELLED R-I-N-G-O.
Hillary: No ** sherlock!
Brittany: *Looks down at the dog* Aww, but he likes Beast better... Huh, Beast?
*He nods and looks confused.*
Hillary: Like a give a ** let's just go. *Sounding a little pissed.*
Brittany: What's up your butt?
Nicole: *Whispering to Brittany.* Whatever it is, it’s sideways…
Nathan: *Walking far away from the dog* Dang dog.
Nicole: What are you afraid of him?
Nathan: Uhhh, no…Of course not.
Dean: Yes you are... You wimp.
Brittany: Says the guy afraid of airplanes and letting his brother die…WOWW!
Nicole: Sure, I am gonna get my uncle Fidel to scare you.
Brittany: *Ignores Dean.* Hillary!! What is the matter? Mad because we threatened to make Clark lose something valuable?
Hillary: *Doesn't say anything.*
Nicole: What’s wrong with you?
Hillary: Nothing just forget it...
Brittany: *Grabs a Pepsi from the backseat of Dean's car and hands it to Hillary* It'll make you feel better.
Nicole: Tell me remember I am like Dr. Phil I can help you.
Brittany: *Pushes Nicole* Yeah?! Well, I am like Oprah…And everyone knows she is 10 times better!
Nicole: Then where is my free car?
Brittany: I only give free cars to **es I like *Glares at Nicole*
*Everyone is staring strangely at the wannabe Dr.Phil and Oprah*
Hillary: Uh, wow.
Nicole: What’s with all the staring didn’t you’re parents tell you not to stare at people? Maybe I should get my dad on you’re ***es.
Brittany: Anyway, she is Dr.Phil and I'm Oprah, and Hillary ya know Oprah kicks so much more ***.... So, tell me what's the matter?
Nicole: Whatever just tell us what is up my dear.
Brittany: My dear? What the heck is that?
Brittany: *Repeats* My Dear? God, screw Dr.Phil. You could be some old British lady with her head stuck up her ***.
Nicole: Oh shut up Britney Spears. Where’s you’re husband k-fed?
Brittany: Ohhh, go find DJ AM and try not to eat a cracker Nicole Richie.
Nathan: *Whispers to Hillary* What the ** is up with them?
Hillary: I don't know let's just go...
*The two of them slip away while Brittany and Nicole are at it.*
*Nicole notices Hillary and Nathan are walking away.*
Nicole: Dude they left us.
Brittany: And and… *Trying to think of any other comeback*
Brittany: Awww, man!! Look what you did... *Rolls her eyes* Phil.
Nicole: Shut up lets go catch up with them *Nicole says as she grabs her arm and drags her to Hillary and Nathan.*
Brittany: I DON'T WANNNAAAA RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Nicole: We’re not running its called speed walking.
*They see Nathan and Hillary talking and laughing while they continue walking up the path.*
*Brittany says as they walk slowly because Nathan and Hillary hadn't gotten that far.*
Nicole: Did you guys just leave us abandoned over there?
Brittany: Yeah! Phil Richie and I wanna know why you left us! Are you two laughing??? What did we annoy you??
Hillary: Not so much...*Obviously lying.*
Brittany: *Stares* Hummm, okay.. Well, ya know what... Oh, freakin' well. Come on Phil, we are sooo leaving these **es.
Nicole: Ohhh, you two are soooo screwed! We're gonna get you!!
Nicole: Yeah sure but first let’s get the camp site.
Brittany: *Pinches Nicole* Shut up, you don't tell them anything about our evil plan!!
Hillary: Evil plan?
Brittany: Oh, yeah. Its secret I can't tell you…
Nicole: Good job genius you just told them you had an evil plan they shouldn’t even know about it and you spilled.
Brittany: Ohh, my bad…I DID NOT! I just told them we had one…Which we don't. *Looks at Hillary and Nathan* WE DON'T!
Hillary: Yeah sure…
Brittany: Ohh, you are sooo gonna regret this!!
Nicole: What is she going to regret?
Brittany: I don't know I just always wanted to say that...
Nicole: Ok......
Hillary: Yeah, regret, got it. *Grins*
Brittany: TRATOR!
Brittany: *Starts to walk of angry and is mumbling cuss words that may not even have been invented yet*
Nicole; I gotta go clean her mouth out. Where are you going?
Nathan: Are we gonna set up the camp site?
Brittany: NICOLE! Come on! We are going to go finish thinking up our evil plan!!
Nicole: Yea ok you do the thinking.
Brittany: *Gives Nicole the evil eye* NICOLE!! You are on my team! Now get your *** over here!
Nicole: My *** is here! What would you like ol' graceful one.
*Just then Brittany trips on a tree root and lands face first.*
Nicole: Wait maybe you aren’t so graceful.
Hillary: What are you guys going to sleep in a hole? We need a campsite!
Brittany: Well, could you get me a pepsi?
Hillary: Yea from where? My butt?
Nicole: Later dude lets find the campsite first.
Nathan: Come on guys lets get in this cabin and ask for a campsite.
Brittany: Owww, man! That always happens to me. **in' monkey!
Hillary: Why are you calling yourself a **in' monkey?
Nicole: That’s what happens when you trip over you’re own feet…
Hillary: and soda cans…
Brittany: SHUT UP!!
Nathan: Guys! Campsite! We need to get the campsite.
Brittany: Fine don't get your panties all in a bunch.
Brittany: *Gets smacked in the head with a tree branch* Owww.
Nathan: Ouch, looks like that hurt.
Nicole: Hahaha see that happens when you don’t watch where you are going.
Brittany: Cracked tree!
*Nicole grabs her hand and twists her arm*
Brittany: Oww, oww, owww.
Nicole: You touch me again I'll hurt you even more, now let’s go.
Brittany: Owwww, owww, oww, **, owwww.
Nicole: Thank you I know I am.
Brittany: Stupid cracked **…You need to go to an asylum...
Nicole: Nah maybe you do.
Brittany: *Nods her head* Yepp, Kim and I have been through this. She is going to buy me a straight jacket that says, Kiss the crazy.
Hillary: Maybe both of you do...
Nicole: We would be ward buddies.
Hillary: Oh good for you two...*Faking the enthusiasm as she said it.*
Clark: *Sprints up and trips on a piece of wood* Oww, where have you all been!?
Nicole: Away from you.
*Sam and Dean are right behind Clark.*
Brittany: Yeah! *Smacks her on another tree branch* Owww, I think that the gods are repaying me for my sins…OH, HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS MY AUNT CRAZY WAS RIGHT!!
Hillary: A bit dramatic wouldn't ya say?
Nicole: Or maybe you’re still a bit tipsy from that beer still.
Hillary: Still?? She is always like that. The beer only made it funnier.
Dean: Oh good you found them.
Brittany: Ohhh, no! I am not drunk and I am not dramatic! Crazy was right…I am going to heck and all of the evil little creatures are gonna come after me!! Look!! *Points toward the bunny rabbit*
Nicole: Ok insane person.
Hillary: Well you two have fun because it's getting dark and I want somewhere to sleep. That doesn't include a car....
Brittany: Humm, sooo I am not going to heck for throwing a rock at my little cousin’s head? EVEN though he threw it first!!
Nicole: No now let’s just go. But if he was annoying you then it is ok. But if he wasn’t then sorry…
Brittany: Fine, but if you lose me…It's because of that evil ugly creature right there…Yeah, play cute dumb*** bunny. Just like a **in' mime…
Dean: Ummmm? Are you sure she doesn't need meds?
Nicole: I am gonna get some mimes after you if you don’t cooperate.
Brittany: Ay, fine... Bunnies aren't evil. Mimes are though, and Aunt Crazy is just plain stupid.
Nicole: Hey look Brittany a mime. (Nicole says just to get a kick out of Brittany who freaks out)
Hillary: *Walks away with Nathan.* Bye all!
Brittany: Ahhh, mother of jesus! Don't do that! God, I hope your dog bite your nose again! **!
Nicole: Ay fajah where u going?!
Brittany: Fajah? Is that a Spanish word? I might need it for class...
Nicole: No it’s a word my sister made up in replacing the word **.
Brittany: *Grins* Ohhh, haha. That's nice…fajah, fajah, fajah.
*Hillary and Nathan are still walking away.*
Nicole: Stop walking away!! Where the heck are you guys going?
Brittany: Dude, whatta **!!
Nicole: I bet they are having some "private sessions".
Brittany: Humm, I am pretty sure that is a dirty joke, but I really don't feel like figuring it out.
Nicole: Durr its dirty god don’t you know I say things like that by now?
Clark: What does that mean?
Brittany: Hey, all people who are complete idiots :: Cough Hillary, Nathan cough :: You're going the wrong way...
Nicole: Oh god you’re so naïve.
*Brittany points toward the light from the cabin in the opposite direction Hillary and Nathan are walking*
Nicole: Ok guys fine get lost.
Brittany: It's because he is a farm boy…I am a 15 year old girl from Oklahoma and I know more then he does...
Nicole: I know god for a teenage boy you sure don’t know much.
Hillary: *Yelling back.* That's a private cabin smart ***es. We need to rent one! *Still walking away with Nathan.*
Nicole: Screw it we can break in no one will know.
Brittany: Well, d**n. We have Superman, a boy with a baseball bat and two bad *** hunters, I am sure we could kick the people out who live there…
Nicole: Bat boy took off with Hillary…
Dean: At least we won’t have to pay…
Sam: Yeah cause you worked so hard earning that money.
Dean: It was hard it’s called betting.
Brittany: Ha, doing what? *Nicole covers her mouth before she can say anymore*
Dean: You get a 50/50 chance of winning less if there are more people involved.
Brittany: Aww, fine.. I will play nice and not be mean to anyone for the rest of the night. I pinky swear…No more dirty comments about what a Sammy is, or anything else.
Nicole: But I still can so behave or you will hear more.
Brittany: Fine **, I bet I can do it!!
Nathan: Ok so who’s gonna go in first?
Brittany: ME!
Nicole: I am guessing the 2 bad *** hunters since they have more experience Brittany you would ruin the plan if you went in there first.
Brittany: Would not! I can make people believe anything!
Hillary: Sure you can. Don’t come crying to me if there are people in there doing….ummm something…
Brittany: No!! I can't you are right!! We have to go rent one, because I don't want to get struck by lightening!!
Nicole: Come on...just go with it. No one will know.
Brittany: Doing what? *Starts to think.* Ewwwwwwwwwwww.... What if old people are in those cabins?!
Nicole: That’s true that’s why we let the boys go in first.
Nicole: Then its a never ending party in there.
Brittany: I am sooo just going with Hillary…I don't want to see freaky old people doing the nasty.
Nicole: Yeah neither am I.
Brittany: Whatever you want I am going with Hillary, bye!
*Brittany runs off to catch up with Hillary and Nathan.*
Nicole: Yea....you boys have fun bye! *She runs off after Brittany.*
*Everyone still left by the cabin hears a big thud*
Brittany: Owwwww…
Hillary: *Laughs* You aren’t having any luck today are you? *She reaches down and helps Brittany up.*
Nicole: Wow, another tree branch.
Brittany: (A little freaked out.) Guys it's getting dark where are we going?
Nathan: To hell and back *Nathan says in a scary voice*
Brittany: Ahhhhhhh!! Wait I already went there...Disneyland! Stupid mime!
*Nathan and Hillary give her a strange look.*
Hillary: Okay...Well there is the check in right there. We just gotta go rent a cabin.
Brittany: What!? Don't look at me like that! *While Brittany is ranting about them being mean she runs into the door of the cabin they are supposed to be at*
Brittany: Thanks Hillary, I think I noticed the check in when I ran into the freakin' door!
Hillary: I told you...it isn't my fault...
Brittany: Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Nathan: *Points toward the door* This time before you enter, open it.
Brittany: *Opening the door* Bite me *Trips over the welcoming mat*
Brittany: *Frustrated now* God this just isn’t my day! Hey were are the others?
*Looks over and doesn't see Dean, Sam, or Clark.*
Hillary: Who cares?
Nicole, Nathan, and Brittany: NOT ME!
Brittany: *Picking herself off the ground* Ahem, lets just go inside…
Hillary: Okay then. *Goes to the front desk that really is two feet away.*
Brittany: *Stands next to Hillary* HELLO!? Manager man or women! Anyone even in here?
*The door next to Brittany opens slowly showing a dark room.*
Brittany: Ummm...? *Swallows a little scared.*
Hillary: Ah, what the **?
Man: What you can't be polite?
Brittany: Uhh, she has that disease where you cuss randomly.
*A scary middle aged man walks out and steps behind the desk.*
Brittany: Ah, wow... Um, hi. Hi, I am…My name’s, Silva Mockenhamer…we uh, need a ya know…Cabin.
Man: Whatever... *Turns to Hillary and looks at her in a way that makes her uncomfortable.*
Nicole: Okay, dude, direct those child molesting eyes somewhere away from my friend.
Hillary: *A little freak out and disgusted goes and stands next to Nathan grabbing his hand. He gets the message.*
Nathan: Listen we need a cabin we are going to stay here for a few days.
Brittany: Yepp, what bat boy said, sooo we give you money you give us key *Brittany tells the guy like he is slow*
Man: *Looks at her with a scary look in his eyes.*
Brittany: *Walks over next to Hillary.* Yea you do it Nathan...
Man: (Somewhat annoyed.) How many people?
Nathan: Seven.
Nathan: How much is that?
Man: A hundred dollars...
Nicole: For those pieces of ** cabins?
Brittany: Here, *Throws 100 buck on the desk* But trust me your ** *** gets no tip.
Nathan: Where'd you get that?
Brittany: Uh, from the biker's wallet. I am a great pick pocketer.
Nathan: Nice...
Brittany: Thanks now let's go...
Nathan: *Grabs the keys from the guy and the girls walk out with him.*
Hillary: That was really awkward.
Nathan: Yea I noticed.
Brittany: WOOWWW, HE WAS A FREAK!! *She says it loudly to where the guy can still hear her*
*The man gives her a glare.*
Brittany: OH **!! HE MIGHT MOLEST ME!! RUN!! *She runs up the path ahead of everyone.*
Nicole: BRITTANY!! *Runs off after her.*
Brittany: OHH **!! HE MIGHT MOLEST ME RUN!!! MICHEAL JACKSON ***HOLE!
Hillary: Brittany!?!? Uh were did she go now?
Nathan: Umm, okay, I am gonna go find everyone else. You go on up to the cabin.. Don't open the door, for anyone but us…
Hillary: By myself?
Nathan: No, round up Nicole and Brittany and take them too.
Hillary: Okay (A little shaky.) Just don't go until we find them.
*They hear another loud thunk*
Hillary: Op, I think we found her…
Brittany: Owwww, d**n deer!
Nicole: Don't kill the deer Brittany!!
Nicole: *Comes out from behind a tree with Brittany* She ran into a deer while running.
Nathan: You aren't scared are you?
Hillary: Umm well staying home alone is one thing, but in a cabin alone at night is another.
Brittany: Hey, youuuu have us!! And we L.O.V.E you!!
Nathan: Don't worry I will hurry.
Nicole: She hit her head kinda hard.
Hillary: That's just great.
*They walk up the hill to the cabin.*
Hillary: (To Nathan) I guess you gotta go...
Nathan: I will be back soon okay you will be fine. *Gives her a quick hug and walks down back to the path.*
Hillary: *Sighs* Let's go...
Brittany: Ahhh, nooo BAT BOY!
*When they open the door a bat flies out. All the girls scream.*
Brittany: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS WIMPY *** GIRLS!
Brittany: Ohhh, we are gonna turn into vampires!
Hillary: Let's just go in we don't know what's out here!
Nicole: No one got bit...
Brittany: But we could do kick *** moves like Paige!
Nicole: You watch way too much tv.
Brittany: *Smiles* Probably… but if I am one of the living dead by morning, I will make sure your *** is…Well, dead.
Hillary: Alright, sooo, starting out... Where?
Brittany: Dude this is one creepy *** looking cabin!
Nicole: Where are the lights?
Hillary: I don't know?
Brittany: Well, there aren't any! Duh, scary house.. No lights.. Come on guys, don't be ignorant.
*All the girls walk in with linked arms.*
Brittany: The Adams family...
*Nicole and Hillary both pinch her.*
Nicole: Nice going Hillary! We could have had that new one up the path! All we had to do is break in!
Brittany: They're scary and they're spooky!! The Adams Family!!
Brittany: Humm, creepy old scary house or old people doing it? No competetion.
Hillary: How was I supposed to know, dude shut up Brittany!!!
Brittany; My bad… *Starts humming the Adams family and then snaps her fingers*
*Nicole and Hillary glare at her.*
Nicole: So do we just light the fire?
Hillary: I guess...?
Brittany: *Grabs a lighter out of her jacket pocket* Here…
Hillary: Why do you have a lighter?
Brittany: Dean gave it to me...
Hillary: Dean? I should have known.
Nicole: Ha, what a smart boy. Giving a pyro a lighter.
Brittany: I'm no pyro…
Hillary: Really? Huh? What happen when you set the chair on fire in Boston? Huh?
Brittany: That was an accident... *Sees a flash back of herself laughing and setting a chair on fire.*
Nicole: Hummm, good thing anyone wasn't sitting in it.
Brittany: Good times, good times... *Still staring into space.*
Hillary: What?
Brittany: *Comes out of it.* Nothing...
Hillary: Whatever *mumbles* pyro
Nicole: Uh, did you all hear that?...
Brittany: (Freaked out) What???
Hillary: I didn't hear a thing. I think Brittany's insaneness rubbed off on you.
Nicole: Insaneness?
Hillary: It's a word now...
Britany: Yepp, I checked spell check..
*They all hear something running through the bushes outside the cabin.*
Brittany: Awww, **!
Nicole: Perfect just perfect…
Hillary: What was that???
Brittany: *Starts humming the Adams family again, just a little faster and Nicole and Hillary smack her in the head*
*The fire goes out just when the smack her.*
Hillary: What the **?
*They here a thud from the upstairs.*
Brittany: Maybe it was the wind... Ah, whoooo am I kidding! We are gonna die, and it is all your fault!
Nicole and Hillary: Shut up Brittany!
Hillary: No we won't Nathan said we would...be...fine... (Unsure of what she was saying.)
Brittany: *Stops panicking Brittany mode and goes into Bold Brittany mode*
Brittany: Dude, whatta **!! Just come out, and I won't sick the Beast on you!
*There is a thud in the room down the dark hall.*
Nicole: Uh, we don't have RINGO! with us…
Brittany: *Grabs her lighter* Ahhh, let there be light.
Hillary: We're screwed!
*All the girls huddle next to each other into a corner.*
Brittany: This is all just dandy, we are peachy... Just great..
Nicole: Say it all you want we're screwed.
Hillary: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
Brittany: Would you all let go of my d**ned leg! Because, seriously, way too much pressure.
Hillary: I am not holding your leg...
Nicole: My hands are up here dumb***! *Nicole shows Brittany her hands*
Brittany: Ha, of course.. Well, say bye bye to the white girl..
*All of a sudden Brittany screams and they here something being dragged across the floor.*
Brittany: Ahhhhhhhh!!! I love you Ninja and Scully....*She trails off.*
Nicole: She still uses those ridiculous names even when she is about to die?
Hillary: Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Oh my gosh!! *She starts hyper ventilating.*
Nicole: Hey! Calm down!
Hillary: I can't when I am under a lot of pressure I hyper ventilate. Didn't you know that?
*A door to their right slams shut.*
Nicole: NO!
Hillary: *Glares* BRITTANY DID!!!
Nicole: No I don't think so....she's gone long gone!
Hillary: What do we do??
Nicole: Well, I say we get the heck outta here!!
*All of a sudden they hear a loud scream.*
Hillary and Nicole: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Hillary and Nicole: *For five minutes.* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *They hear laughing* Ahh?
Hillary: What the heck!?
*All of a sudden Dean, Sam, and Clark come out from the shadows.*
Nicole: (Extremely pissed.) WHAT THE ** IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
Hillary: Humm, why do I have a feeling we were never gonna die?
*All the people in the room hear another loud thunk*
Brittany: Owww!!!!
Nicole and Hillary: Brittany!!
Brittany: Get your ***es over here you **ing **es!!! (Talking to the guys.)
Hillary: I hate you Clark!!!!
Nicole: I hate all of them!!!
Brittany: *Starts to walk toward them, but hits one of those deer heads*
Hillary: I hated the other two before!!
Brittany: Owwwwww..... d**n deer.
Brittany: Ha, it's kinda funny, if ya think about it.. Well, aside from the part where you could have killed Hillary because she hyper venilates...
Nicole: No! It isn't funny at all! You scared the ** out of us!!
Hillary: *Really pissed goes over and kicks all three guys in the balls as hard as she can.* That's what you get dumb***es!!
Brittany: Now, that is funny.. Hillary, Nicole lets go, **es!
Nathan: *Comes bursting into the room* What's going on? I heard the screams!!!
Nicole: Sureee, you weren't in on this.. Right..
Hillary: Just remember guys, PAYBACK, IS A B****!!
Chapter 4: S*** Happens
*Everyone was standing outside the car wondering where to go now that they were there.*
Hillary: Dean ** off....
Dean: Make me...
Brittany: *Smacks Dean* You really don't want her to make you leave you alone jack***. Three of us, one of you do the math. Oh, yeah…You are an idiot and you can't…
*Dean snaps the towel again and smacks Hillary.*
Hillary: I said stop it you **er!!
Brittany: *Grabs the towels from Dean* **! Watch who you are hitting! I don't like you anymore, and I'll be d**ned if I don't get those d**n bikers on your pretty little *** again!
Nicole: Don’t you have something better to do?
Dean: Nope. *This time he smacks Brittany with the towel, laughing the whole time.*
*Nicole snatches the towel from him and then smacks him.*
Brittany: *Starts crying.. Still a bit drunk*
Nicole: I said stop!!
Hillary: You won't stop fine!! *Walks up and kicks Dean in the balls.*
Dean: **!! *Falls down in pain.*
Dean: YOU **!!!
Brittany: *Stops crying and starts laughing at Dean.* They are soo much better then bikers!
Clark: Ohhh, even I know that has got to hurt.
Nicole: How about I try and see if you really do know how it feels. (Ready to kick him.)
*Hillary stops her before she could kick Clark in the balls.*
Brittany: HEY! Scully! Focus on the pretty jack*** over there!
Hillary: Don’t you even think about it…
Brittany: Yeah, because you can damage Dean.. Just not old precious big forheaded Clark?
Hillary: He had it coming...
Nicole: Come on I want to see how invincible he is.
Brittany: *Thinks about it* Okay, go ahead.
Hillary: No! You ** off Nicole...
Nicole: Score!!!! *She kicks Clark in the balls.*
*Clark is in pain on the floor holding himself*
Nicole: Guess he’s not so invincible huh?
Brittany: Awww, too bad soo sad... CLARK ISN'T INVINCIBLE!!
Nathan: Dude, that just sucks.
Nicole: Yeah now if you piss me off that will happen to you and I will pull your hair.
Dean: *Still on the ground* I have no idea why I let you **es ride with me.
Nicole: Because we’re special.
Brittany: Because, you were up for tons of fun and sarcastic humor?
Nicole: And because we could so kick your ***.
Hillary: Well sucks for you Dean. Now deal with it!
Dean: Little **es get away from me!
Hillary: LITTLE?!?!
Brittany: I say we go find a camp site... You three stay here, cause you all are just gone make it all boring *Brittany says to all of the guys. Except Nathan, because at the moment he is cool*
Sam: Leave them alone or they will beat the living ** out of you.
Hillary: Oh yea that's why we just kicked their ***es....didn't see them kicking ours.
Brittany: Come on my **s!! Let’s go camping searching...
Nicole: Ok **es let’s go.
Brittany: We're off to see the..... Umm who cares what we are gonna see? I just want to skip like they do. *Brittany starts skipping*
Hillary: No don't! I hated being in that play...
Brittany: Are you all gonna skip too, or are you gonna make me look stupid all by myself?
Nicole: Yea pretty much that.
Brittany: Aww, you don't like skipping? *Continues to skip around Hillary*
Nicole: Do you have ants in you’re pants? Stop!
Clark: Dude, she is a nutcase…
Nicole: Did you just say something farm boy?
Brittany: *Stops* Clark. I'll grab some special K and put it down your freaking' pants of you don't shut the heck up!
*Clark runs behind where Sam and Dean are hiding because they are scared.*
Hillary: Stop being so mean to him gosh! You already damaged him....
Brittany: *Dramatically* Todo!! *Beast comes running toward Brittany and jumps on her* Okay, you aren't Todo…
Nicole: Yeah his name is RINGO ITS SPELLED R-I-N-G-O.
Hillary: No ** sherlock!
Brittany: *Looks down at the dog* Aww, but he likes Beast better... Huh, Beast?
*He nods and looks confused.*
Hillary: Like a give a ** let's just go. *Sounding a little pissed.*
Brittany: What's up your butt?
Nicole: *Whispering to Brittany.* Whatever it is, it’s sideways…
Nathan: *Walking far away from the dog* Dang dog.
Nicole: What are you afraid of him?
Nathan: Uhhh, no…Of course not.
Dean: Yes you are... You wimp.
Brittany: Says the guy afraid of airplanes and letting his brother die…WOWW!
Nicole: Sure, I am gonna get my uncle Fidel to scare you.
Brittany: *Ignores Dean.* Hillary!! What is the matter? Mad because we threatened to make Clark lose something valuable?
Hillary: *Doesn't say anything.*
Nicole: What’s wrong with you?
Hillary: Nothing just forget it...
Brittany: *Grabs a Pepsi from the backseat of Dean's car and hands it to Hillary* It'll make you feel better.
Nicole: Tell me remember I am like Dr. Phil I can help you.
Brittany: *Pushes Nicole* Yeah?! Well, I am like Oprah…And everyone knows she is 10 times better!
Nicole: Then where is my free car?
Brittany: I only give free cars to **es I like *Glares at Nicole*
*Everyone is staring strangely at the wannabe Dr.Phil and Oprah*
Hillary: Uh, wow.
Nicole: What’s with all the staring didn’t you’re parents tell you not to stare at people? Maybe I should get my dad on you’re ***es.
Brittany: Anyway, she is Dr.Phil and I'm Oprah, and Hillary ya know Oprah kicks so much more ***.... So, tell me what's the matter?
Nicole: Whatever just tell us what is up my dear.
Brittany: My dear? What the heck is that?
Brittany: *Repeats* My Dear? God, screw Dr.Phil. You could be some old British lady with her head stuck up her ***.
Nicole: Oh shut up Britney Spears. Where’s you’re husband k-fed?
Brittany: Ohhh, go find DJ AM and try not to eat a cracker Nicole Richie.
Nathan: *Whispers to Hillary* What the ** is up with them?
Hillary: I don't know let's just go...
*The two of them slip away while Brittany and Nicole are at it.*
*Nicole notices Hillary and Nathan are walking away.*
Nicole: Dude they left us.
Brittany: And and… *Trying to think of any other comeback*
Brittany: Awww, man!! Look what you did... *Rolls her eyes* Phil.
Nicole: Shut up lets go catch up with them *Nicole says as she grabs her arm and drags her to Hillary and Nathan.*
Brittany: I DON'T WANNNAAAA RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Nicole: We’re not running its called speed walking.
*They see Nathan and Hillary talking and laughing while they continue walking up the path.*
*Brittany says as they walk slowly because Nathan and Hillary hadn't gotten that far.*
Nicole: Did you guys just leave us abandoned over there?
Brittany: Yeah! Phil Richie and I wanna know why you left us! Are you two laughing??? What did we annoy you??
Hillary: Not so much...*Obviously lying.*
Brittany: *Stares* Hummm, okay.. Well, ya know what... Oh, freakin' well. Come on Phil, we are sooo leaving these **es.
Nicole: Ohhh, you two are soooo screwed! We're gonna get you!!
Nicole: Yeah sure but first let’s get the camp site.
Brittany: *Pinches Nicole* Shut up, you don't tell them anything about our evil plan!!
Hillary: Evil plan?
Brittany: Oh, yeah. Its secret I can't tell you…
Nicole: Good job genius you just told them you had an evil plan they shouldn’t even know about it and you spilled.
Brittany: Ohh, my bad…I DID NOT! I just told them we had one…Which we don't. *Looks at Hillary and Nathan* WE DON'T!
Hillary: Yeah sure…
Brittany: Ohh, you are sooo gonna regret this!!
Nicole: What is she going to regret?
Brittany: I don't know I just always wanted to say that...
Nicole: Ok......
Hillary: Yeah, regret, got it. *Grins*
Brittany: TRATOR!
Brittany: *Starts to walk of angry and is mumbling cuss words that may not even have been invented yet*
Nicole; I gotta go clean her mouth out. Where are you going?
Nathan: Are we gonna set up the camp site?
Brittany: NICOLE! Come on! We are going to go finish thinking up our evil plan!!
Nicole: Yea ok you do the thinking.
Brittany: *Gives Nicole the evil eye* NICOLE!! You are on my team! Now get your *** over here!
Nicole: My *** is here! What would you like ol' graceful one.
*Just then Brittany trips on a tree root and lands face first.*
Nicole: Wait maybe you aren’t so graceful.
Hillary: What are you guys going to sleep in a hole? We need a campsite!
Brittany: Well, could you get me a pepsi?
Hillary: Yea from where? My butt?
Nicole: Later dude lets find the campsite first.
Nathan: Come on guys lets get in this cabin and ask for a campsite.
Brittany: Owww, man! That always happens to me. **in' monkey!
Hillary: Why are you calling yourself a **in' monkey?
Nicole: That’s what happens when you trip over you’re own feet…
Hillary: and soda cans…
Brittany: SHUT UP!!
Nathan: Guys! Campsite! We need to get the campsite.
Brittany: Fine don't get your panties all in a bunch.
Brittany: *Gets smacked in the head with a tree branch* Owww.
Nathan: Ouch, looks like that hurt.
Nicole: Hahaha see that happens when you don’t watch where you are going.
Brittany: Cracked tree!
*Nicole grabs her hand and twists her arm*
Brittany: Oww, oww, owww.
Nicole: You touch me again I'll hurt you even more, now let’s go.
Brittany: Owwww, owww, oww, **, owwww.
Nicole: Thank you I know I am.
Brittany: Stupid cracked **…You need to go to an asylum...
Nicole: Nah maybe you do.
Brittany: *Nods her head* Yepp, Kim and I have been through this. She is going to buy me a straight jacket that says, Kiss the crazy.
Hillary: Maybe both of you do...
Nicole: We would be ward buddies.
Hillary: Oh good for you two...*Faking the enthusiasm as she said it.*
Clark: *Sprints up and trips on a piece of wood* Oww, where have you all been!?
Nicole: Away from you.
*Sam and Dean are right behind Clark.*
Brittany: Yeah! *Smacks her on another tree branch* Owww, I think that the gods are repaying me for my sins…OH, HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS MY AUNT CRAZY WAS RIGHT!!
Hillary: A bit dramatic wouldn't ya say?
Nicole: Or maybe you’re still a bit tipsy from that beer still.
Hillary: Still?? She is always like that. The beer only made it funnier.
Dean: Oh good you found them.
Brittany: Ohhh, no! I am not drunk and I am not dramatic! Crazy was right…I am going to heck and all of the evil little creatures are gonna come after me!! Look!! *Points toward the bunny rabbit*
Nicole: Ok insane person.
Hillary: Well you two have fun because it's getting dark and I want somewhere to sleep. That doesn't include a car....
Brittany: Humm, sooo I am not going to heck for throwing a rock at my little cousin’s head? EVEN though he threw it first!!
Nicole: No now let’s just go. But if he was annoying you then it is ok. But if he wasn’t then sorry…
Brittany: Fine, but if you lose me…It's because of that evil ugly creature right there…Yeah, play cute dumb*** bunny. Just like a **in' mime…
Dean: Ummmm? Are you sure she doesn't need meds?
Nicole: I am gonna get some mimes after you if you don’t cooperate.
Brittany: Ay, fine... Bunnies aren't evil. Mimes are though, and Aunt Crazy is just plain stupid.
Nicole: Hey look Brittany a mime. (Nicole says just to get a kick out of Brittany who freaks out)
Hillary: *Walks away with Nathan.* Bye all!
Brittany: Ahhh, mother of jesus! Don't do that! God, I hope your dog bite your nose again! **!
Nicole: Ay fajah where u going?!
Brittany: Fajah? Is that a Spanish word? I might need it for class...
Nicole: No it’s a word my sister made up in replacing the word **.
Brittany: *Grins* Ohhh, haha. That's nice…fajah, fajah, fajah.
*Hillary and Nathan are still walking away.*
Nicole: Stop walking away!! Where the heck are you guys going?
Brittany: Dude, whatta **!!
Nicole: I bet they are having some "private sessions".
Brittany: Humm, I am pretty sure that is a dirty joke, but I really don't feel like figuring it out.
Nicole: Durr its dirty god don’t you know I say things like that by now?
Clark: What does that mean?
Brittany: Hey, all people who are complete idiots :: Cough Hillary, Nathan cough :: You're going the wrong way...
Nicole: Oh god you’re so naïve.
*Brittany points toward the light from the cabin in the opposite direction Hillary and Nathan are walking*
Nicole: Ok guys fine get lost.
Brittany: It's because he is a farm boy…I am a 15 year old girl from Oklahoma and I know more then he does...
Nicole: I know god for a teenage boy you sure don’t know much.
Hillary: *Yelling back.* That's a private cabin smart ***es. We need to rent one! *Still walking away with Nathan.*
Nicole: Screw it we can break in no one will know.
Brittany: Well, d**n. We have Superman, a boy with a baseball bat and two bad *** hunters, I am sure we could kick the people out who live there…
Nicole: Bat boy took off with Hillary…
Dean: At least we won’t have to pay…
Sam: Yeah cause you worked so hard earning that money.
Dean: It was hard it’s called betting.
Brittany: Ha, doing what? *Nicole covers her mouth before she can say anymore*
Dean: You get a 50/50 chance of winning less if there are more people involved.
Brittany: Aww, fine.. I will play nice and not be mean to anyone for the rest of the night. I pinky swear…No more dirty comments about what a Sammy is, or anything else.
Nicole: But I still can so behave or you will hear more.
Brittany: Fine **, I bet I can do it!!
Nathan: Ok so who’s gonna go in first?
Brittany: ME!
Nicole: I am guessing the 2 bad *** hunters since they have more experience Brittany you would ruin the plan if you went in there first.
Brittany: Would not! I can make people believe anything!
Hillary: Sure you can. Don’t come crying to me if there are people in there doing….ummm something…
Brittany: No!! I can't you are right!! We have to go rent one, because I don't want to get struck by lightening!!
Nicole: Come on...just go with it. No one will know.
Brittany: Doing what? *Starts to think.* Ewwwwwwwwwwww.... What if old people are in those cabins?!
Nicole: That’s true that’s why we let the boys go in first.
Nicole: Then its a never ending party in there.
Brittany: I am sooo just going with Hillary…I don't want to see freaky old people doing the nasty.
Nicole: Yeah neither am I.
Brittany: Whatever you want I am going with Hillary, bye!
*Brittany runs off to catch up with Hillary and Nathan.*
Nicole: Yea....you boys have fun bye! *She runs off after Brittany.*
*Everyone still left by the cabin hears a big thud*
Brittany: Owwwww…
Hillary: *Laughs* You aren’t having any luck today are you? *She reaches down and helps Brittany up.*
Nicole: Wow, another tree branch.
Brittany: (A little freaked out.) Guys it's getting dark where are we going?
Nathan: To hell and back *Nathan says in a scary voice*
Brittany: Ahhhhhhh!! Wait I already went there...Disneyland! Stupid mime!
*Nathan and Hillary give her a strange look.*
Hillary: Okay...Well there is the check in right there. We just gotta go rent a cabin.
Brittany: What!? Don't look at me like that! *While Brittany is ranting about them being mean she runs into the door of the cabin they are supposed to be at*
Brittany: Thanks Hillary, I think I noticed the check in when I ran into the freakin' door!
Hillary: I told you...it isn't my fault...
Brittany: Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Nathan: *Points toward the door* This time before you enter, open it.
Brittany: *Opening the door* Bite me *Trips over the welcoming mat*
Brittany: *Frustrated now* God this just isn’t my day! Hey were are the others?
*Looks over and doesn't see Dean, Sam, or Clark.*
Hillary: Who cares?
Nicole, Nathan, and Brittany: NOT ME!
Brittany: *Picking herself off the ground* Ahem, lets just go inside…
Hillary: Okay then. *Goes to the front desk that really is two feet away.*
Brittany: *Stands next to Hillary* HELLO!? Manager man or women! Anyone even in here?
*The door next to Brittany opens slowly showing a dark room.*
Brittany: Ummm...? *Swallows a little scared.*
Hillary: Ah, what the **?
Man: What you can't be polite?
Brittany: Uhh, she has that disease where you cuss randomly.
*A scary middle aged man walks out and steps behind the desk.*
Brittany: Ah, wow... Um, hi. Hi, I am…My name’s, Silva Mockenhamer…we uh, need a ya know…Cabin.
Man: Whatever... *Turns to Hillary and looks at her in a way that makes her uncomfortable.*
Nicole: Okay, dude, direct those child molesting eyes somewhere away from my friend.
Hillary: *A little freak out and disgusted goes and stands next to Nathan grabbing his hand. He gets the message.*
Nathan: Listen we need a cabin we are going to stay here for a few days.
Brittany: Yepp, what bat boy said, sooo we give you money you give us key *Brittany tells the guy like he is slow*
Man: *Looks at her with a scary look in his eyes.*
Brittany: *Walks over next to Hillary.* Yea you do it Nathan...
Man: (Somewhat annoyed.) How many people?
Nathan: Seven.
Nathan: How much is that?
Man: A hundred dollars...
Nicole: For those pieces of ** cabins?
Brittany: Here, *Throws 100 buck on the desk* But trust me your ** *** gets no tip.
Nathan: Where'd you get that?
Brittany: Uh, from the biker's wallet. I am a great pick pocketer.
Nathan: Nice...
Brittany: Thanks now let's go...
Nathan: *Grabs the keys from the guy and the girls walk out with him.*
Hillary: That was really awkward.
Nathan: Yea I noticed.
Brittany: WOOWWW, HE WAS A FREAK!! *She says it loudly to where the guy can still hear her*
*The man gives her a glare.*
Brittany: OH **!! HE MIGHT MOLEST ME!! RUN!! *She runs up the path ahead of everyone.*
Nicole: BRITTANY!! *Runs off after her.*
Brittany: OHH **!! HE MIGHT MOLEST ME RUN!!! MICHEAL JACKSON ***HOLE!
Hillary: Brittany!?!? Uh were did she go now?
Nathan: Umm, okay, I am gonna go find everyone else. You go on up to the cabin.. Don't open the door, for anyone but us…
Hillary: By myself?
Nathan: No, round up Nicole and Brittany and take them too.
Hillary: Okay (A little shaky.) Just don't go until we find them.
*They hear another loud thunk*
Hillary: Op, I think we found her…
Brittany: Owwww, d**n deer!
Nicole: Don't kill the deer Brittany!!
Nicole: *Comes out from behind a tree with Brittany* She ran into a deer while running.
Nathan: You aren't scared are you?
Hillary: Umm well staying home alone is one thing, but in a cabin alone at night is another.
Brittany: Hey, youuuu have us!! And we L.O.V.E you!!
Nathan: Don't worry I will hurry.
Nicole: She hit her head kinda hard.
Hillary: That's just great.
*They walk up the hill to the cabin.*
Hillary: (To Nathan) I guess you gotta go...
Nathan: I will be back soon okay you will be fine. *Gives her a quick hug and walks down back to the path.*
Hillary: *Sighs* Let's go...
Brittany: Ahhh, nooo BAT BOY!
*When they open the door a bat flies out. All the girls scream.*
Brittany: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS WIMPY *** GIRLS!
Brittany: Ohhh, we are gonna turn into vampires!
Hillary: Let's just go in we don't know what's out here!
Nicole: No one got bit...
Brittany: But we could do kick *** moves like Paige!
Nicole: You watch way too much tv.
Brittany: *Smiles* Probably… but if I am one of the living dead by morning, I will make sure your *** is…Well, dead.
Hillary: Alright, sooo, starting out... Where?
Brittany: Dude this is one creepy *** looking cabin!
Nicole: Where are the lights?
Hillary: I don't know?
Brittany: Well, there aren't any! Duh, scary house.. No lights.. Come on guys, don't be ignorant.
*All the girls walk in with linked arms.*
Brittany: The Adams family...
*Nicole and Hillary both pinch her.*
Nicole: Nice going Hillary! We could have had that new one up the path! All we had to do is break in!
Brittany: They're scary and they're spooky!! The Adams Family!!
Brittany: Humm, creepy old scary house or old people doing it? No competetion.
Hillary: How was I supposed to know, dude shut up Brittany!!!
Brittany; My bad… *Starts humming the Adams family and then snaps her fingers*
*Nicole and Hillary glare at her.*
Nicole: So do we just light the fire?
Hillary: I guess...?
Brittany: *Grabs a lighter out of her jacket pocket* Here…
Hillary: Why do you have a lighter?
Brittany: Dean gave it to me...
Hillary: Dean? I should have known.
Nicole: Ha, what a smart boy. Giving a pyro a lighter.
Brittany: I'm no pyro…
Hillary: Really? Huh? What happen when you set the chair on fire in Boston? Huh?
Brittany: That was an accident... *Sees a flash back of herself laughing and setting a chair on fire.*
Nicole: Hummm, good thing anyone wasn't sitting in it.
Brittany: Good times, good times... *Still staring into space.*
Hillary: What?
Brittany: *Comes out of it.* Nothing...
Hillary: Whatever *mumbles* pyro
Nicole: Uh, did you all hear that?...
Brittany: (Freaked out) What???
Hillary: I didn't hear a thing. I think Brittany's insaneness rubbed off on you.
Nicole: Insaneness?
Hillary: It's a word now...
Britany: Yepp, I checked spell check..
*They all hear something running through the bushes outside the cabin.*
Brittany: Awww, **!
Nicole: Perfect just perfect…
Hillary: What was that???
Brittany: *Starts humming the Adams family again, just a little faster and Nicole and Hillary smack her in the head*
*The fire goes out just when the smack her.*
Hillary: What the **?
*They here a thud from the upstairs.*
Brittany: Maybe it was the wind... Ah, whoooo am I kidding! We are gonna die, and it is all your fault!
Nicole and Hillary: Shut up Brittany!
Hillary: No we won't Nathan said we would...be...fine... (Unsure of what she was saying.)
Brittany: *Stops panicking Brittany mode and goes into Bold Brittany mode*
Brittany: Dude, whatta **!! Just come out, and I won't sick the Beast on you!
*There is a thud in the room down the dark hall.*
Nicole: Uh, we don't have RINGO! with us…
Brittany: *Grabs her lighter* Ahhh, let there be light.
Hillary: We're screwed!
*All the girls huddle next to each other into a corner.*
Brittany: This is all just dandy, we are peachy... Just great..
Nicole: Say it all you want we're screwed.
Hillary: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
Brittany: Would you all let go of my d**ned leg! Because, seriously, way too much pressure.
Hillary: I am not holding your leg...
Nicole: My hands are up here dumb***! *Nicole shows Brittany her hands*
Brittany: Ha, of course.. Well, say bye bye to the white girl..
*All of a sudden Brittany screams and they here something being dragged across the floor.*
Brittany: Ahhhhhhhh!!! I love you Ninja and Scully....*She trails off.*
Nicole: She still uses those ridiculous names even when she is about to die?
Hillary: Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Oh my gosh!! *She starts hyper ventilating.*
Nicole: Hey! Calm down!
Hillary: I can't when I am under a lot of pressure I hyper ventilate. Didn't you know that?
*A door to their right slams shut.*
Nicole: NO!
Hillary: *Glares* BRITTANY DID!!!
Nicole: No I don't think so....she's gone long gone!
Hillary: What do we do??
Nicole: Well, I say we get the heck outta here!!
*All of a sudden they hear a loud scream.*
Hillary and Nicole: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Hillary and Nicole: *For five minutes.* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *They hear laughing* Ahh?
Hillary: What the heck!?
*All of a sudden Dean, Sam, and Clark come out from the shadows.*
Nicole: (Extremely pissed.) WHAT THE ** IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
Hillary: Humm, why do I have a feeling we were never gonna die?
*All the people in the room hear another loud thunk*
Brittany: Owww!!!!
Nicole and Hillary: Brittany!!
Brittany: Get your ***es over here you **ing **es!!! (Talking to the guys.)
Hillary: I hate you Clark!!!!
Nicole: I hate all of them!!!
Brittany: *Starts to walk toward them, but hits one of those deer heads*
Hillary: I hated the other two before!!
Brittany: Owwwwww..... d**n deer.
Brittany: Ha, it's kinda funny, if ya think about it.. Well, aside from the part where you could have killed Hillary because she hyper venilates...
Nicole: No! It isn't funny at all! You scared the ** out of us!!
Hillary: *Really pissed goes over and kicks all three guys in the balls as hard as she can.* That's what you get dumb***es!!
Brittany: Now, that is funny.. Hillary, Nicole lets go, **es!
Nathan: *Comes bursting into the room* What's going on? I heard the screams!!!
Nicole: Sureee, you weren't in on this.. Right..
Hillary: Just remember guys, PAYBACK, IS A B****!!